[audio] ramblings

[finallycowboys]

It's such a bloody shame when one's basic skill sets are completely obsolete in this city and island. Death was considered one of the few things in life as a certainty, and yet here we are, unable to die properly.

[ a sort of low groan, like he's nursing a migraine. ]

Being an assassin isn't easy... quite under appreciated bunch we are, really! You think you just...just... go up to a bloke and stick a sword through his beating heart being stealthy-like and all, but no... no! That's not how it works, you idgit... [ yes, he just said 'idgit'. ]

There's a finesse, a sort of grace in the kill. It's an art, really, and a bit of showmanship if you're not the only two there. There's nothing like a good audience to motivate you if you ask me, and I'll bet you're asking me... how is murder art? How do you sleep at night? Just an unmoral sack of fucking shit you are, is what you're thinking I'll bet. Well... I... [ mumbles, trailing off a little. ]

I brush my teeth real proper holding that brush at a 45 degree angle. Not too hard for that makes the gums bleed something fierce and that's quite unhealthy I hear. Then get undressed...heh, then dressed again into something proper for sleep, perhaps read a couple chapters of the good ol' Dostoyevsky, and that's it! I sleep like a big baby is how I fucking sleep, I'll tell you that much!

Ugh... I need to stop drinking and find something better to occupy my bloody time with...

Comments

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[seablaze]

You're thinking a bit too much there. Sounds like ya might not have had enough to drink there, bucko.

[Especially he is talking about the way he holds his tooth brush.] If you're still looking for something to do, ya can see if anyone would hire someone to be whacked. [So long as you don't someone Faris cares for, then he won't give a crap. \o/]

If ya want something else...well I heard the domestic thing is pretty big here. [Nooooooot his thing.]

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[finallycowboys]

[another groan.]

Well, see, what's the point in...what, whacking? Whacking someone when they'll just return? That'll just make things extremely awkward.

[yeah nope domestic stuff is so not his thing either.]

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[seablaze]

Maybe you can make a game about how many don't see ya when you do it? Have any thing else ya like to do?

[finallycowboys]

Assassination is my life, but...but oh, I think you're onto something there! Just a bunch of people dropping dead for a few days and coming back annoyed like hell. Heh... now that's just a terrible game.