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henry ([personal profile] finallycowboys) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-08-05 10:35 pm

[audio] ramblings

It's such a bloody shame when one's basic skill sets are completely obsolete in this city and island. Death was considered one of the few things in life as a certainty, and yet here we are, unable to die properly.

[ a sort of low groan, like he's nursing a migraine. ]

Being an assassin isn't easy... quite under appreciated bunch we are, really! You think you just...just... go up to a bloke and stick a sword through his beating heart being stealthy-like and all, but no... no! That's not how it works, you idgit... [ yes, he just said 'idgit'. ]

There's a finesse, a sort of grace in the kill. It's an art, really, and a bit of showmanship if you're not the only two there. There's nothing like a good audience to motivate you if you ask me, and I'll bet you're asking me... how is murder art? How do you sleep at night? Just an unmoral sack of fucking shit you are, is what you're thinking I'll bet. Well... I... [ mumbles, trailing off a little. ]

I brush my teeth real proper holding that brush at a 45 degree angle. Not too hard for that makes the gums bleed something fierce and that's quite unhealthy I hear. Then get undressed...heh, then dressed again into something proper for sleep, perhaps read a couple chapters of the good ol' Dostoyevsky, and that's it! I sleep like a big baby is how I fucking sleep, I'll tell you that much!

Ugh... I need to stop drinking and find something better to occupy my bloody time with...
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[personal profile] shotarcana 2012-08-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
Nobody's too old to learn things.
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[personal profile] shotarcana 2012-08-10 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it's time to either not be so stubborn or to keep learning about new drinks, right?
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[personal profile] shotarcana 2012-08-12 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Me? Ahaha--I don't think I'm the right person to ask about that.
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[personal profile] shotarcana 2012-08-28 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you mean besides drinks? Hmm... Well, you could start watching movies, for example.
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[personal profile] shotarcana 2012-08-30 07:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there you go! You'd better start catching up with all the movies you've missed.
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[personal profile] shotarcana 2012-09-01 12:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm pretty sure there are. Somewhere in the area around the plaza.