[audio] ramblings

[finallycowboys]

It's such a bloody shame when one's basic skill sets are completely obsolete in this city and island. Death was considered one of the few things in life as a certainty, and yet here we are, unable to die properly.

[ a sort of low groan, like he's nursing a migraine. ]

Being an assassin isn't easy... quite under appreciated bunch we are, really! You think you just...just... go up to a bloke and stick a sword through his beating heart being stealthy-like and all, but no... no! That's not how it works, you idgit... [ yes, he just said 'idgit'. ]

There's a finesse, a sort of grace in the kill. It's an art, really, and a bit of showmanship if you're not the only two there. There's nothing like a good audience to motivate you if you ask me, and I'll bet you're asking me... how is murder art? How do you sleep at night? Just an unmoral sack of fucking shit you are, is what you're thinking I'll bet. Well... I... [ mumbles, trailing off a little. ]

I brush my teeth real proper holding that brush at a 45 degree angle. Not too hard for that makes the gums bleed something fierce and that's quite unhealthy I hear. Then get undressed...heh, then dressed again into something proper for sleep, perhaps read a couple chapters of the good ol' Dostoyevsky, and that's it! I sleep like a big baby is how I fucking sleep, I'll tell you that much!

Ugh... I need to stop drinking and find something better to occupy my bloody time with...

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[lamorteblanc]

One of three. Despite the fact we aren't paid for our efforts, it helps pass the time. Keeps things interesting on occasions.

[ He's not going to expound on that deal with the organs and everything he's said. It's telling enough but there are just certain topics you can't help but bring up. There's a small smile though, one of amusement from his confession. ]

I'd imagine it was only under a bit of inebriation that someone would be so willing to admit to this line of work. However, discretion could be somewhat advised. There are those who have rather... strong senses of justice, shall I say?

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[finallycowboys]

[Maybe it's a good thing Henry is a very good keeper of information when it's not about himself.]

Strong senses of justice...yes, well, I suppose I've been lucky so far not to have run into anyone of that description. I'm sure once I sober up, I'll be back to being the little shut-in that I'm used to being.