THEY WORK BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLE AND COMFORTABLE, DAMNIT. NECKERCHIEFS AND ME ARE THINGS THAT ARE NOT EVER GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE SAME VICINITY. NEVER. NOT HAPPENING. NOPE. NO FUCKING WAY. AND I'M NOT GOING TO SUBJECT MY FEET TO YOUR IDEA OF SHOES, EITHER.
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NECKERCHIEFS AND ME ARE THINGS THAT ARE NOT EVER GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE SAME VICINITY.
NEVER.
NOT HAPPENING.
NOPE.
NO FUCKING WAY.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO SUBJECT MY FEET TO YOUR IDEA OF SHOES, EITHER.