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[cakesaretheenemy]

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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[bethehugejerk]

THEY WORK BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLE AND COMFORTABLE, DAMNIT.
NECKERCHIEFS AND ME ARE THINGS THAT ARE NOT EVER GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE SAME VICINITY.
NEVER.
NOT HAPPENING.
NOPE.
NO FUCKING WAY.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO SUBJECT MY FEET TO YOUR IDEA OF SHOES, EITHER.

[TEXT]

[unconchonable]

wwhats wwrong wwith neckerchiefs they actually look pretty fuckin great
wwas thinkin about gettin me a feww actually
and okay wwhats that evven mean
my idea of shoes
wwhats wwrong wwith my shoes

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

YOU HAVE A TON OF SCARVES ALREADY, JUST STICK TO THEM.
BUT YOUR SHOES ARE UGLY.

[TEXT]

[unconchonable]

theres nothin wwrong wwith vvariety
wwhat the fuck is so bad about neckerchiefs kar
ALSO FUCK YOU NO THEY ARENT

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

YOU HAVE VARIETY!
WHAT ABOUT THE ONES I GAVE YOU FOR CHRISTMAS.
AND YES THEY ARE.

[TEXT]

[unconchonable]

thats vvariety in SCARVVES an ivve been wwearin nothin BUT the ones youvve givven me kar if you havvent noticed
that still doesnt answwer wwhat you havve against neckerchiefs
NO THEYRE NOT

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

I JUST DON'T SEE THE POINT, BUT WHATEVER.
WEAR THE STUPID THINGS IF YOU WANT.

[TEXT]

[unconchonable]

the point is lookin good kar
theres nothin wwrong wwith that

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

FOR A GIVEN VALUE OF "NICE".