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[cakesaretheenemy]

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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[bestestfurrend]

:33 < you do you do you do???

[cakesaretheenemy]

i totally do!!

[bestestfurrend]

:33 < ooooh yay!
:33 < who is it whos your matesprit??

[cakesaretheenemy]

aradia! she is the best.

[sufferrogate]

I Am Happy To Be Informed That You Have Acquired A Close Acquaintanceship With A Female Individual John

[ Pardon her, she is, y'know, ancient; why would they ever use 'girlfriend' in place of matesprit? ]

[cakesaretheenemy]

uh.
i think the term you guys use is "matsprite"!

[knightime]

eww
god egbert
i know these faeries are kind of cute and shit
but dating is not the answer
assuming yours is a girl
i dont actually know what gender they are
but lets go with girl for your sake

[He's just teasing.]

[cakesaretheenemy]

tatl is genderless and also a bug.
durr, dave.

[knightime]

holy shit
you actually named it
you named it tatl
the amount of nerd in this sentence
its exponential

[cakesaretheenemy]

wow shut up dave!
my fairy totally looked like tatl, ok.

[withoutasign]

WOULD THAT BE YOU, FINE SIR?

[cakesaretheenemy]

bingo! give this guy a prize.

[withoutasign]

AND WHO WOULD THE LUCKY LADY BE?

[cakesaretheenemy]

do you know aradia??

[hexywitch]

Congratulations! Who is she?

[cakesaretheenemy]

uh... do you happen to know aradia?? :o

[hexywitch]

I do! I used to auspisticize for her moirail, before he left. She's lovely. Congratulations, John!

[cakesaretheenemy]

thank you! she really is.

Video;

[rebull]

[Staring down contest in...

3

2

1

GO.]

Video;

[cakesaretheenemy]

I promise I won't defile her until marriage!

Video;

[rebull]

Video;

[cakesaretheenemy]

[ STOP LOOKING AT MEEEE ]

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

SO IT'S OFFICIAL NOW, HUH?

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

wow. were you anticipating it?

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

LOOK UP, DID I SAY THAT?
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, NO I DIDN'T.
I AM MAKING A REASONABLE EXTRAPOLATION BASED OFF THE FACT YOU AND ARADIA WERE DATING
WEREN'T YOU?
SO UNLESS SOME OTHER LADY HAS COME OUT OF LEFT FIELD AND TAKEN THE SPOT AS "EARTH GIRLFRIEND" TO ONE JOHN HUMAN EGBERT, IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO GUESS IT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED.