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[cakesaretheenemy]

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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[knightime]

I accidentally said to Lysunder about Jade and he kind of told Jade I had a secret.

So I kind of had a huge feeling jams with Jade.

And we kind of might be together.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

But you're thirteen years old! [ Playful punch to the shoulder! ]

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[knightime]

S-Shut up!

[Punches you back, hitting just a tad harder.]

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[cakesaretheenemy]

You're blushing.

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[knightime]

[Automatically stares down at his shoes.]

Yeah...well that's a thing that happens from time to time.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Oh my God, you are totally a blushing virgin princess.

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[knightime]

Holy shit, git off my back, Egbert. Jus' 'cause I might be head over my heels doesn't mean you have to act like such an ass about it!

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Okay, I will... git off your back.

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[knightime]

And now you're making fun of how I talk. How are we friends again?

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Because you love me.

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[knightime]

That clearly must be the only valid explanation.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

[ OKAY, GONNA TRY JABBING HIS SIDE. ]

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[knightime]

[Made a ridiculous squeak sound and nearly fell over. Dude, he was leaning on the door frame you ass.] Holy fucking shit, don't do that.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Oh my God, you ARE ticklish!

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[knightime]

[Oh fuck.]

No. I just got caught off guard. I don't usually expect sudden derp pokes from you. Thought you weren't a homosexual. [Which has nothing to do with being ticklish but he needed to say something...]

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[cakesaretheenemy]

How is that related to anything?

Okay, if you were just caught off-guard, let me try it again! [ Devious finger wiggling. ]

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[knightime]

Everything, obviously. Not all guys get super touchy.

[It takes all his will to not move...at all. Your devious finger wriggling doesn't scare him!]

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[cakesaretheenemy]

[ TICKLE ATTACK. ]

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[knightime]

[SCREA-Okay no he didn't scream, but he totally fell backwards in his half-assed attemp to get away and, oh god he's just breaking into a fit of giggles and he can't stop laughing and he's trying to tell John to stop but he's losing miserably.]

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[cakesaretheenemy]

[ oh god ]

[ oh god ]

[ this is so fun!!!!!! HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP, STRIDER. ]

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[knightime]

Fuck! C-Come on dude.

[All his giggles. Attempt to shove John off. Fail miserably.] Cut it o-out!

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[cakesaretheenemy]

[ Okay, after five more minutes, John is done and he starts rolling on the floor and laughing. ]

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[knightime]

[Oh sweet Jesus he can get hair in his lungs again. He can breathe. Dave Strider lives another day.]

Ass. [Covering his face. Oh god it's probably beet red.]

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Hahaha not ticklish my butt! You are so full of shit, haha. [ snort. ]

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[knightime]

Fuck off, Egbert. It's not like everyone goes out of their way to figure out that I might be kind of fucking ticklish.