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three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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I SAID KINDLY GO WEDGE YOUR SFC UP YOUR ASS UNTIL YOUR EXCREMENT CHUTE PERMANENTLY TAKES ON THE SHAPE OF A STAR.
I ALREADY SAID IT WOULD BE A GRUB, NOT A BABY
AND I FORBID IT FROM BEING FABULOUS
AND CLICHE
BECAUSE HOW COULD IT EVEN BE CLICHE WHEN TROLLS DON'T NORMALLY RAISE GRUBS IN THE FIRST PLACE
LET ALONE WITH INDUSTRIAL GRADE GLITTER CATASTROPHES.

Edited 2012-01-29 13:30 (UTC)

haha, gross.

oh, it is kind of cliche for homosexual dude couples to be fabulous and raise kids fabulously.
i don't know, i think your romcom thing is just going to make the problem worse.

JOHN, THAT IS A RIDICULOUS HUMAN CONCEPT THAT HAS ZERO MEANING TO US BECAUSE IT'S UTTERLY FOREIGN TO OUR CULTURE
AND YOU ARE BEING INSENSITIVE BY TRANSPOSING STEREOTYPES ONTO US
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY HAVE ZERO RELEVANCE.
ERIDAN IS JUST FASHION INCOMPETENT.

what do you know about fashion??
i think eridan dresses great!

JOHN
LOOK ARE YOU LIFE
LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES
BECAUSE THOSE CHOICES ONCE INVOLVED SHUTTER SHADES AND ROSE TRYING TO GET A BLUE STREAK OUT OF YOUR HAIR.

oh my god, shutter shades!

JOHN
NO.
JUST STOP.

karkat.
yes!
i won't stop.

SOMETIMES I AM HONESTLY ASHAMED TO KNOW YOU.
WHY ON EARTH DID I DECIDE IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
DID I SUFFER BRAIN DAMAGE
WAS IT AN AFTER EFFECT OF PASSING OUT ON THE COLD STEEL FLOOR OF THE LAB
OR DID THE UNIVERSES SIMPLY SMOOSH US TOGETHER LIKE A WRIGGLER JAMMING A WRONG SHAPED PIECE INTO THE EMPTY SLOT OF AN INCOMPLETE PUZZLE.

karkat, i think you and i can agree that the universe introduced us to each other because it wanted a duo of super rad palhonchos teaming up for the greater good.

THEN FOR THE GREATER GOOD I MUST DECREE AN OFFICIAL CO-PALHONCHO EDICT THAT YOU ARE HEREBY FORBIDDEN FROM SHUTTER SHADES, FOREVER.
ALSO PALHONCHO IS STILL A COMPLETELY DUMB WORD.

i will concede to that if and only if you are also forbidden from wearing your 69 (lol) shirt.

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FUCK YOU NO IM NOT
youre the incompetent one wwhen it comes to lookin fuckin good kar not me
i got this fashion thing dowwn like you dont evven KNOWW

I AM NOT INCOMPETENT!
MY STYLE IS UNDERSTATED AND SIMPLE AND NOT BEDECKED IN STRIPES AND EXTRA COLORS.

yes you are
and understated you claim
kar please
more like nonexistent
i bet i could make you look a hundred times better if you evven gavve me the chance to

IF I WANTED A MAKEOVER I WOULD GO TO KANAYA FIRST, AND THE DOLOROSA SECOND.
I ALREADY TRIED HOODIES AND BUTTON-DOWN SHIRTS FOR YOU, WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED?

(hahahahahahaha you are so whipped.)

GO START A FIRE THROUGH YOUR OWN INCOMPETENCE AND DIE IN IT, SHITHEAD.

at least i am not the one getting whipped by the missus.

JOHN, BOTH OF US ARE MALE.
HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE THE ILLUSION OF BOOBS.
AND FOR THE LAST TIME I'M NOT GETTING WHIPPED!

sure you're not!

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wwoww fuckin rude im insulted kar howw the fuck could you go to them before your owwn MATESPRIT
but ANYWWAY you look damn good in those dont you so obvviously i knoww wwhat im doin
and wwhat more do i need wwell im sure youd look good in some color too kar like maybe a plaid neckerchief or somethin a the sort an better shoes

THEY WORK BECAUSE THEY ARE SIMPLE AND COMFORTABLE, DAMNIT.
NECKERCHIEFS AND ME ARE THINGS THAT ARE NOT EVER GOING TO HAPPEN IN THE SAME VICINITY.
NEVER.
NOT HAPPENING.
NOPE.
NO FUCKING WAY.
AND I'M NOT GOING TO SUBJECT MY FEET TO YOUR IDEA OF SHOES, EITHER.

wwhats wwrong wwith neckerchiefs they actually look pretty fuckin great
wwas thinkin about gettin me a feww actually
and okay wwhats that evven mean
my idea of shoes
wwhats wwrong wwith my shoes

YOU HAVE A TON OF SCARVES ALREADY, JUST STICK TO THEM.
BUT YOUR SHOES ARE UGLY.

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