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[cakesaretheenemy]

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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[bethehugejerk]

SOMETIMES I AM HONESTLY ASHAMED TO KNOW YOU.
WHY ON EARTH DID I DECIDE IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
DID I SUFFER BRAIN DAMAGE
WAS IT AN AFTER EFFECT OF PASSING OUT ON THE COLD STEEL FLOOR OF THE LAB
OR DID THE UNIVERSES SIMPLY SMOOSH US TOGETHER LIKE A WRIGGLER JAMMING A WRONG SHAPED PIECE INTO THE EMPTY SLOT OF AN INCOMPLETE PUZZLE.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

karkat, i think you and i can agree that the universe introduced us to each other because it wanted a duo of super rad palhonchos teaming up for the greater good.

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[bethehugejerk]

THEN FOR THE GREATER GOOD I MUST DECREE AN OFFICIAL CO-PALHONCHO EDICT THAT YOU ARE HEREBY FORBIDDEN FROM SHUTTER SHADES, FOREVER.
ALSO PALHONCHO IS STILL A COMPLETELY DUMB WORD.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

i will concede to that if and only if you are also forbidden from wearing your 69 (lol) shirt.

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[bethehugejerk]

IT'S NOT A 69, YOU LOBOTOMIZED COUSIN OF AN EARTH BABOON
IT IS THE SYMBOL OF THE SIGNLESS AND THE SHACKLES HE WAS TORTURED WITH
AND YOU ARE BEING GROSSLY DISRESPECTFUL.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

i am hearing a lot of bitching but no conceding.

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[bethehugejerk]

I'M NOT BITCHING, AND I'M NOT CONCEDING SHIT.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

shutter shades it is!

[TEXT] helpful-jack

[unconchonable]

i still havve the pair the other you wwore wwhen i gavve him a make ovver if ya wwant em

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[bethehugejerk]

FUCK YOU.
DO IT AT HIS PLACE BECAUSE IT'S NOT HAPPENING IN THE HIVE.

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[unconchonable]

wwhats wwrong wwith shutter shades
i still evven havve mine
i could get ya a pair kar you could join us
wwould you fancy a grey pair

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[bethehugejerk]

THE ONLY THING I WOULD FANCY IS CRUSHING THEM UNDER SOMETHING HEAVY
WHICH IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU EVER HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DON THEM IN MY PRESENCE.

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[unconchonable]

you wwouldnt dare
wwhats so fuckin wwrong wwith them kar they look fuckin GOOD

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[bethehugejerk]

I WOULD DARE OPENLY AND UNREPENTANTLY
AND NO THEY DON'T.
THEY'RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE REGULAR DOUCHEBAG KIND.
THEY LIKE
SUPER ROCKET POWERED DOUCHEBAG BLASTS INTO DOUCHE SPACE LEVEL.

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[unconchonable]

kar i wwouldnt fuckin speak to you for a goddamn wweek if you did
and no they dont
you are bein evvery bit ovver dramatic ovver this entire thing god

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[bethehugejerk]

I'M NOT BEING OVER DRAMATIC, YOU'RE BEING A DORK.

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[unconchonable]

yes you ARE
theyre just glasses kar

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[bethehugejerk]

I'LL PUT IT THIS WAY.
IF YOU WEAR SHUTTER SHADES AROUND ME I WILL INSIST ON WEARING MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME AT THE SAME TIME.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

i totally want them!
thanks dude.

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[unconchonable]

hahah no problem at all
its nice to knoww SOMEONE around here has good taste like me

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[cakesaretheenemy]

i know right???
karkat is so bland and lame, pff.

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[unconchonable]

fuckin tell me about it

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[bethehugejerk]

I GIVE UP.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

B)

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[bethehugejerk]

CRAM A SOCK DOWN YOUR IDIOT VENT.