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i wwasnt sayin it wwas gonna be a HIM for sure ok i wwas just sayin
kar i wwould be so pissed if you did theres nothin wwrong wwith a accessorizin god wwouldnt you wwant our hypothetical grub to feel special
theres nothin atrocious about makin our grub or their cocoon look dowwnright impressivve and stylish
an im not babblin about NOTHIN

Edited 2012-01-29 13:35 (UTC)

I WOULD WANT THE GRUB TO FEEL SPECIAL, NOT BLINDED BY THE SPARKLES OF A HUNDRED GAUDY FAKE GEMS THE MOMENT IT HATCHES.
AND YOU WERE TOO.

OH WWHATEVVER it wwould not be blinded
if anythin the shiny gems wwould awwaken it to wwhat you yourself nevver awwoke to
that bein havvin the sense to be dowwnright fashionable an havvin good taste in clothes accessories an the like
maybe itd take after me then and wwed look fuckin STELLAR together
youd just be jelly a howw fab wwed look dont evven lie
and no i wwasnt drop it kar

ERIDAN, IS IT THAT HARD FOR YOU TO LET THE WRIGGLER BE SENSIBLE
I'M NOT NECESSARILY SAYING IT WOULD HAVE TO BE AS PLAIN IN STYLE AS I AM BUT IT STILL DOESN'T NEED A CRAFT STORE EXPLOSION ON ITS COCOON
OR HAIR DYE AT THAT AGE.
IN FACT LET THE HYPOTHETICAL GRUB DECIDE WHETHER IT WANTS ITS OWN HAIR DYED
OR WHATEVER OTHER STYLE IT WANTS, OKAY.
I'M NOT DROPPING IT, EITHER, BECAUSE YOU WERE TOO AND YOU TRYING TO AVOID THE SUBJECT ONLY MAKES ME WANT TO KNOW MORE.

Edited 2012-01-29 13:59 (UTC)

wwho the fuck said i wwouldnt let it decide kar
im merely GUIDIN it is all
i wwould havve liked it if someone made my cocoon look fuckin marvvelous instead of bein plain an borin
i wwould havve much rather had some bedazzled cocoon that stood out from the rest so wwhos to say our grub wwouldnt be the goddamn same HMM KAR
also fuck you im sensible bein stylish doesnt mean you lose your sensibilities fuck you for thinkin otherwwise
but NO I WWASNT FUCK theres like literally nothin i wwas babblin about at all wwhat so evver

Edited 2012-01-29 14:06 (UTC)

AND WHO SAYS OUR GRUB WOULDN'T WANT SOMETHING SIMPLE AND NON-SPARKLY?
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE TOO YOUNG TO EVEN KNOW WHAT SPARKLES ARE, ERIDAN.
AND YOU WERE TOO!
YOU WERE BABBLING IN THE PATTERN OF
"you knoww
if somehoww wwe
had a grub or somethin
not that wwe wwould but goin on that wwhole hypothetical concept a you an me havvin a grub somehoww"
PURPLED FOR BAD LIAR.
NOW OUT WITH IT, BECAUSE WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU TRYING TO GET AT.

itd probably appreciate the sparklies more than somethin fuckin dull as shit kar
god do you knoww anythin at all
and
kar i wwas just restatin that i wwas meanin the hypothetical situation cuz wwe obvviously cant havve grubs
i mean i
didnt wwant you to think i like wwanted any sometime dowwn the road or anythin since its fuckin impossible an wwere fuckin too young an shit
fuck
just
wwhatevver

ERIDAN
...
WHAT.

wwhat

*WHAT*.

wwhat are you wwhatin at me for

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT A GRUB
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
AND
WHY??

HOLY SHIT
i think you need to havve your ganderbulbs checked kar
i said i DIDNT wwant one and i do believve i said it wwas impossible
implied it once before evven statin it
a grub is so far from ANYTHIN id EVVER wwant wwith you

HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU YOU'RE A BAD LIAR BEFORE YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR DENSE LOBE?

im not fuckin lyin
wwhy wwould i lie about this
i dont wwant a fuckin grub im too goddamn young for that shit PLUS like wwevve both said its impossible so its just stupid to evven WWANT if it wwere a thing i wwant
wwhich i DONT
itd be aggravvatin and stupid and wweird
and completely unsavvory wwhy wwould you assume id wwant that

FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT
THERE'S NOT EVEN A POINT TO THIS STUPID ARGUMENT.
I'M DONE.

[Click.]

[wait did he... Callin' you back!]

did i do somethin wwrong

THERE'S JUST NO POINT IN ARGUING YOU OUT OF YOUR WEIRD STUBBORN DENIAL ON THIS, ALRIGHT.
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE
WE'RE NOT OLD ENOUGH
AND I'M THE ONE WHO'S BEEN STATING ALL ALONG I DON'T WANT ONE
SO WHY EVEN CONTINUE IT.

[Click x2!]

[Ring ring ring!]

hold on a sec
so me denyin my wwant for a grub is wweird stubborn denial but you can just blatantly say you dont wwant one and it be ok
do you WWANT me to wwant one or wwhat is this evven suppose to mean kar

Edited 2012-01-30 05:12 (UTC)

IT'S NOT WANTING YOU TO WANT ONE, IDIOT.
IT'S WANTING YOU TO JUST SAY WHAT YOU WANT PLAINLY INSTEAD OF BEING AN OBSTINATE JACKASS ABOUT IT.

but kar i WWAS sayin wwhat i wwant plainly
as in i DONT wwant a grub i wwas babblin before cuz the idea of it made me feel
fuck i dont knoww
a little guilty

WHY GUILTY?

kar
im the reason wwe cant havve grubs

RIGHT.
LET'S JUST
LET THE ISSUE GO HERE THEN.

alright

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