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I'M NOT A GOSSIPER!
DO I LOOK LIKE I KEEP TABS ON EVERYONE'S ROMANTIC DEVELOPMENTS??
I'M NOT NEPETA, I DON'T KEEP A SHIPPING WALL
OTHERWISE I WOULD MAKE SURE TO FASTIDIOUSLY SCRAWL DOWN JOHN <3 MORONIC BULLSHIT 4EVER.

well what about your strict policy on strictly no interspecies make outs?

THAT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.

ok but what is your policy on interspecies ectobabies?
jk!

GENETICALLY DISTINCT SPECIES CAN'T REPRODUCE TOGETHER, MORON.

ectobabies, karkat.
ecto.
think of the possibilities!

DISGUSTING HALF-GRUB HALF-BABIES.
DO YOU WANT TO UNLEASH THAT HORROR ONTO THE WORLD?
WOULD IT EVEN PUPATE RIGHT???

i think it would be adorable!
i hope so!

JUST KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME IF IT EVER HAPPENS
ME AND DISGUSTING CRAWLY YOUNG CREATURES DO NOT GET ALONG.

really?
i have always thought you would make a good mom.

I'M A *GUY*, JOHN.
ALSO FUCK YOU, NO I WOULDN'T.
I HAD TO DEAL WITH TWENTY-FOUR SLIMY LITTLE WRIGGLERS CRAWLING ALL OVER ME AND I WAS HALF READY TO CULL MYSELF TRYING TO KEEP THEM ALL IN LINE BEFORE THEY WENT OFF TO THEIR METEORS.

well yeah but you never really struck me as good dad material!
i don't know. they are not your babies. you know that thing people say that it is different when you are holding your baby in your arms and you just turn into a mom?
i think that will happen to you.

I AM NOT GOING TO BE A FUCKING MOM!!!
I HELD MY OWN DAMN SELF
AND MY ANCESTOR
AND ALL MY FRIENDS
EVERYONE ON MY TEAM AND THEIR ANCESTORS
IF IT DIDN'T STICK THEN, IT'S NOT GOING TO STICK IN THE FUTURE.

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[TEXT] chokes on spit

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[TEXT] you are doing an awesome job i am cracking up

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[TEXT] wow typo. *look at your, not look are you fsdhgdfa

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:33 < thats not how you k33p a shipping wall karkitty!!

SEE
THAT'S WHY I DON'T BOTHER.
YOU TAKE CARE OF YOURS, I DON'T CARE.

Edited 2012-01-21 12:11 (UTC)

:33 < h33h33 oh i am i am!!

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:33 < is tomorrow okay fur our tea purrty karkitty?

I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY I AGREED TO THAT.
BUT YEAH, SURE.
WHAT TIME?

:33 < beclaws youre the nicest bestest leader efur of course :33
:33 < uhmmm
:33 < are you k33ping alternia time or human time here?
:33 < it doesnt really make a diffurence to me but i dont know what time you like to be awake

I SLEEP LESS THAN TEN TIMES A YEAR HERE.
WHENEVER WORKS, SERIOUSLY.

:33 < really?? DD:
:33 < i know you dont sl33p much efur but dont you get tired?

:33 < welll late afternoon then purrhaps?

I DON'T DO IT UNDER MY OWN POWER, IDIOT.
I USE THE CORAL.
YOU TOUCH IT AND IT TAKES AWAY FATIGUE AND CRAP, AND I MAKE SURE TO TOUCH IT OFTEN ENOUGH THAT IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.
THAT WAY I'M CAPABLE OF BEING A MORE EFFICIENT LEADER AND NOT LETTING SHIT SNEAK UP ON ME.
LATE AFTERNOON IT IS.

:33 < ooooh i s33!
:33 < ...i didnt know we could do that
:33 < but its a good idea yup yup
:33 < think of how many more things you can do if you dont n33d to sl33p!

:33 < yay!
:33 < ill s33 you then
:33 < and ill have lots and lots of pastries and sw33ts waiting :33

NO SHIT, I'VE ONLY BEEN DOING THIS FOR AGES.
AND CAN YOU JUST SHUSH ABOUT THE PASTRIES
I ALREADY AGREED TO COME, YOU DON'T NEED TO BRIBE ME MORE.

NOT THAT I WON'T APPRECIATE THEM
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

:33 < im not bribing you more im just telling you i havent furgotten :33
:33 < and to give you something to look furward to!
:33 < h33h33

FINE, FINE.
I'LL BE THERE THEN.

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