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what if you suddenly have grubs with your quadrants though?

JOHN
THAT CANNOT HAPPEN.
TROLLS CANNOT REPRODUCE AS COUPLES.
OUR BIOLOGY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY!
IN FACT, WE'RE DOOMED TO EXTINCTION BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A MOTHER GRUB ANYMORE.

ectobiology!!

AND IF WE GOT ACCESS TO THAT HERE SOMEHOW, THAT STILL COULDN'T "JUST HAPPEN" ON ITS OWN.

pfft.
what if though!

THERE IS NO WHAT IF.
I'M NOT JUST GOING TO STROLL UP TO THE ECTOBIOLOGY STATION AND SMASH BUTTONS CARELESSLY UNTIL A BRAND NEW GRUB IS SITTING ON THE GROUND, ALL WITHOUT SELF-AWARENESS.

what if it is suddenly a curse here?
like a permanent one?

WHAT
OH GOD
NO WAY, MAN.
EVERY OTHER CURSE HAS LASTED NO LONGER THAN A WEEK, THERE'S NO WAY THEY'D DO THAT.

but what if it happens!
are you going to ignore your babies karkat??
oops, i mean "grubs"!

GRUBS?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRUBS??
THERE DOES NOT NEED TO BE MORE THAN ONE, ONE IS ENOUGH ON ITS OWN, AND I SURE AS HELL DO NOT NEED ONE FOR ME AND EQUIUS.
WHAT KIND OF INCOMPETENT MORON ACTUALLY WANTS A CALIGINOUS COUPLE TO RAISE A GRUB TOGETHER?

maybe!
what about like a moorail grub?

IT'S MOIRAIL, NOT MOORAIL, YOU INCOMPETENT IGNORAMUS.
DOES GAMZEE LOOK LIKE A MILKBEAST?
IS IT THE SPOTS? IS IT THE DUMB LOOK IN HIS EYES?
BECAUSE I ASSURE YOU HE IS A TROLL AND HAS NEVER MOOED AT ME IN ANY FORM.
BUT THERE SHOULD NOT BE ANY GRUBS OF THE MOO- OR MOIRAIL VARIETY.
PALE RELATIONSHIPS AREN'T CONCUPISCENT, MORON.
IT WOULD BE LIKE IF...
OKAY IT'S POINTEDLY DIFFERENT FROM A FRIENDSHIP, BUT SINCE YOU DON'T USUALLY HAVE MOIRALLEGIANCES, THINK OF IT LIKE
IF YOU AND YOUR BEST FRIEND HAD A DISGUSTING EARTH BABY TOGETHER.
IT WOULD BE *WEIRD*.

hehehehehe
chugga chugga moo moo!

hm.
yeah, having a baby with dave would be kind of weird.
we would be really bad parents!

what about eridan though??

Edited 2012-01-29 13:09 (UTC)

JOHN, HALT YOUR FINGERS FROM TYPING ANY MORE STATEMENTS THAT IDIOTIC OR I WILL BE FORCED TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND CONFISCATE YOUR SFC FOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN CONTINUED SANITY.
IF THERE WERE EVER ANY GRUB TO BE BROUGHT INTO EXISTENCE AND RAISED, THOUGH, IT WOULD HAVE TO BE WITH HIM INSTEAD OF ANOTHER QUADRANT
BUT EVEN THEN CAN YOU REALLY IMAGINE HIM AND ME AS PARENTS?
HE WOULD LIKE
WANT TO DYE THE GRUB'S HAIR SOME WEIRD COLOR
AND INSIST ON BEDAZZLING ITS COCOON OR SOMETHING EQUALLY INANE AND POINTLESS.
DO YOU REALLY WANT A GRUB TO COME INTO THE WORLD ONLY TO HAVE TO PUPATE IN A BEDAZZLED COCOON??
OUR HYPOTHETICAL IMAGINARY OFFSPRING DOES NOT NEED PLASTIC RHINESTONES.
AND I STILL DON'T WANT TO RAISE ONE OF THEM ANYWAY.

i wwould NOT bedazzle his cocoon nor dye his hair kar
i mean
not that there is anythin wwrong wwith either a those things in fact NOT doin either wwould be more wwrong than right
but dont just assumed id do that
you knoww
if somehoww wwe
had a grub or somethin
not that wwe wwould but goin on that wwhole hypothetical concept a you an me havvin a grub somehoww
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uh yeah wwhatevver

THAT'S IF IT'S A HIM
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHICH IT WOULD BE
HOW DOES IT EVEN WORK.
AND I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO STORES ACROSS TOWN AND TELL THE EMPLOYEES TO BAN YOU FROM BOTH THE ARTS & CRAFTS AND HAIR PRODUCT AISLES IF WE EVER DO GET A GRUB IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES TO STOP YOU FROM COMMITTING SUCH ATROCITIES AGAINST OUR POSSIBLE SON OR
WHATEVER THE OTHER TERM IS.
BUT WHAT ARE YOU EVEN BABBLING ABOUT THERE?

i wwasnt sayin it wwas gonna be a HIM for sure ok i wwas just sayin
kar i wwould be so pissed if you did theres nothin wwrong wwith a accessorizin god wwouldnt you wwant our hypothetical grub to feel special
theres nothin atrocious about makin our grub or their cocoon look dowwnright impressivve and stylish
an im not babblin about NOTHIN

Edited 2012-01-29 13:35 (UTC)

I WOULD WANT THE GRUB TO FEEL SPECIAL, NOT BLINDED BY THE SPARKLES OF A HUNDRED GAUDY FAKE GEMS THE MOMENT IT HATCHES.
AND YOU WERE TOO.

OH WWHATEVVER it wwould not be blinded
if anythin the shiny gems wwould awwaken it to wwhat you yourself nevver awwoke to
that bein havvin the sense to be dowwnright fashionable an havvin good taste in clothes accessories an the like
maybe itd take after me then and wwed look fuckin STELLAR together
youd just be jelly a howw fab wwed look dont evven lie
and no i wwasnt drop it kar

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