1 fishy fishy

[cakesaretheenemy]

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

Comments

[TEXT] - i think i win.

[cakesaretheenemy]

i am so sorry, sweetheart.
but i had to tell the world how much i love and value you or else i was going to explode.

[TEXT] lkgjdlkg that icon i need it

[knightime]

im just incredibly offended
sheesh
im like crying and shit
how could you do this to me???

[TEXT] - it's dangerous to go alone, take it

[cakesaretheenemy]

don't cry!
your eyes will go all puffy and you will ruin your mascara.

[TEXT] I need more stupid icons like this. HNGH

[knightime]

i dont wear mascara
i mean i would
but the sunglasses just kind of make it useless
i still wear that awesome puffy princess pink lipstick you got me
it makes me feel purdy
pretty
wow how did that even slip out

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

hahahaha!
oh god, you have such a stupid accent.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

[Fuck.]

wow
thats so fucking rude egbert
i cant exactly change the way i sound sometimes
my accent is pretty fucking swag anyways
aint nuttin you can say that wont make it less fuckin swag

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

ok i guess it is a cool accent.
you sound like nic cage as cameron poe!
nic pulls it off better though.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

omg
you did not just
say i sound like nic cage
could you please be a little more discrete with your homosexual boners
towards me
and nic cage
mostly me

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

haha, get over yourself!

[TEXT]

[knightime]

its hard egbert
you dont understand
my narcissism cant be tamed

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

keep it in your pants, bro.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

it needed some air

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

haha gross!!

[TEXT]

[knightime]

your face is gross

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

you're gross.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

this i will not actually deny

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

ok because it's true.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

so
has she seen
little john yet???
no???

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

wow fuck you!

[TEXT]

[knightime]

sorry
not aradia
please try again

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

would you show jade little dave?
yeah i don't think so.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

i dont think harley
is ready to see little dave
might be too soon

[They are terrible. How did these two get girlfriends even.]

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

how soon??
because i need to know when it is time for me to get my brother shotgun, hehe.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

wow
im never telling you jackshit
holy shit

[TEXT]

[cakesaretheenemy]

what?
i am just exercising my rights as a brother.