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[cakesaretheenemy]

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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[bethehugejerk]

WE HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED YOUR DUMBNESS FOREVER, EGBERT
IT HAS BEEN RESTATED AND REITERATED MANY TIMES WITH MANY PHRASINGS
AND IT IS NO LESS TRUE NOW THAN IT WAS BEFORE.
ALSO, THEY'RE NOT EXUCSES
THEY'RE LEGITIMATE ARGUMENTS.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

having a chart should always be accurate though not just conditionally, numbnuts!
otherwise it's just like bingo where you guess things and then coincidence happens.

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[bethehugejerk]

BUT BOTH THINGS WERE RIGHT IN THE PAST!
YOU AND ROSE DATED ONCE BEFORE
AND NOW HIM AND JADE.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

yeah but why am i not enamored with rose now??
so your chart is only always a one-time thing and then it stops being true?
i don't think that is how being right works!

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[bethehugejerk]

SHUT UP, I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO KEEP A RUNNING TAB ON EVERYTHING.
I WAS RIGHT AT ONE POINT IN TIME AND THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT FOR THIS.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

ok obviously i win this argument.
are you taking notes?
jegus, get a fucking pen.

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[bethehugejerk]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE NOTES ON THIS??
ALSO YOU DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE MY POINT WAS TOTALLY VALID.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

"shut up, i was right once" is a valid point?

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[bethehugejerk]

ENTIRELY.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

i already said that was a dumb point because of its inconsistency.

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[bethehugejerk]

THEN WHAT
DO YOU EXPECT ME TO START A CONSISTENT SHIPPING CHART UPDATED AT EVEN THE WHIFF OF A NEW RELATIONSHIP FORMING?
I REITERATE: I AM NOT NEPETA.
GO TALK TO HER IF YOU WANT THIS MARKED DOWN.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

just admit you totally lost.

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[bethehugejerk]

NO.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

haha, "ok".

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[bethehugejerk]

[Hanging up! He is most mature forever, don't even lie.]