cakesaretheenemy: (a superdope homeboy from the oaktown)
John Egbert | ectoBiologist ([personal profile] cakesaretheenemy) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-01-17 02:16 am

1 fishy fishy

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]
knightime: Artist Unknown (NO)

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[personal profile] knightime 2012-01-21 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
IGNORE THE SHIT THAT EGBE
...
ignore the shit egbert says
wow
sorry
i like almost caps all over this shit
i also apparently seem to be losing my grasp on the english language
seek help

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
HA HA HA.
AFTER THAT TIME YOU GAVE ME SHIT IN THAT MEMO, I THINK I AM MORE THAN A LITTLE JUSTIFIED IN CALLING YOU ON THE REEK OF THAT EXCREMENT.
YOU AND JADE
WHO THINKS THE CHART'S STUPID NOW, STRIDER?
knightime: Artist Unknown (this is stupid)

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[personal profile] knightime 2012-01-21 08:31 am (UTC)(link)
wow
i take back what i said about egbert should drown
go drown somewhere vantas
what jade and i do is none of your fucking business anyways
so suck it

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
NO THANKS, ALREADY GOT SOMEONE TO HATE ME.
knightime: Art by Tara (was that even english)

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[personal profile] knightime 2012-01-21 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
jegus
christ
i dont give a darn shit
about your quadrants
i thought we went over this bullshit already

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:36 am (UTC)(link)
AND NOW I'M FORBIDDEN FROM JOKING ABOUT IT?
THANKS FOR THE MEMO ON THAT ONE
ABSOLUTELY NO MAKING LIGHT OF SHIT THAT'S FINALLY DEALT WITH, LET ME JUST WRITE THAT DOWN FOR THE AGES.
knightime: Art by mirrorshards (flipping the bird)

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[personal profile] knightime 2012-01-21 08:40 am (UTC)(link)
excuse me
for not wanting to talk about that shit so soon
whoops
sometimes i can be a sensitive fucking snowflake
its difficult since id melt in texas
so it isnt a rare moment
but it happens
weh weh

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
WHATEVER.
I WASN'T PLANNING ON GOING INTO IT BEYOND THAT ANYWAY, AND YOU BETTER NOT EITHER.
CONSIDER THE SUBJECT DROPPED, ASSHOLE.
knightime: Art by nutfound (dropped something)

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[personal profile] knightime 2012-01-21 08:43 am (UTC)(link)
i might
just to spite you
but that actually is more work then its worth
and its pretty fucking easy to rile you up anyways

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
OH FUCK OFF
I DON'T DIG INTO YOUR PERSONAL EMBARRASSMENTS TO PISS YOU OFF.
knightime: Artist Unknown (this is my normal face)

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[personal profile] knightime 2012-01-21 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
it doesnt take a lot
to piss you off
just saying

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
AND THIS IS NEWS TO ANYONE?
JUST DON'T USE THAT TOPIC FOR IT, GOT IT.
knightime: Artist Unknown (uhm...no)

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[personal profile] knightime 2012-01-21 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
dude i wont
its kind of
an embarrassing topic for me too
why would i potentially embarrass myself to embarrass you???

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
AS LONG AS YOU GET THAT THEN
ALRIGHT.
NOW GO FUCK OFF AND BE ANNOYING SOMEWHERE ELSE.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
1) YOU'RE DUMB
2) THE CHART WAS ALREADY RIGHT ONCE
3) ROSE ISN'T EVEN HERE ANYMORE
4) THINGS ARE WEIRD HERE ANYWAY
5) THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT INACCURATE WITH THOSE TWO!

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
WE HAVE ALREADY ESTABLISHED YOUR DUMBNESS FOREVER, EGBERT
IT HAS BEEN RESTATED AND REITERATED MANY TIMES WITH MANY PHRASINGS
AND IT IS NO LESS TRUE NOW THAN IT WAS BEFORE.
ALSO, THEY'RE NOT EXUCSES
THEY'RE LEGITIMATE ARGUMENTS.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
BUT BOTH THINGS WERE RIGHT IN THE PAST!
YOU AND ROSE DATED ONCE BEFORE
AND NOW HIM AND JADE.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 08:57 am (UTC)(link)
SHUT UP, I ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T CARE ENOUGH TO KEEP A RUNNING TAB ON EVERYTHING.
I WAS RIGHT AT ONE POINT IN TIME AND THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT FOR THIS.

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-01-21 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I TAKE NOTES ON THIS??
ALSO YOU DIDN'T WIN BECAUSE MY POINT WAS TOTALLY VALID.

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