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[cakesaretheenemy]

three guesses to who totally has a girlfriend now and the first two don't count!

[ ooc: Way before fairy guts. A day after this. ]

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[knightime]

if you mean
shitty movies with nic cage in it
then no thanks
also uhh
i guess i might have forgotten to mention this
wow actually im not saying this through text

[cakesaretheenemy]

what??
(i am in my bedroom!)

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[knightime]

[You might now see Dave leaning against your door frame. It looks like he's trying to be casual but he keeps running his fingers through his hair and scuffing the floor a bit with his shoes.]

Well, shit might have happened when that curse was all up in our grill.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Go on.

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[knightime]

[John, you look way too excited for this.]

Might have gotten called out on it. I didn't think he'd say shit to her.

Also, hiding in my dirty laundry is not as good as a technique as you'd think it would be.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Who said what now? I am not following.

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[knightime]

I accidentally said to Lysunder about Jade and he kind of told Jade I had a secret.

So I kind of had a huge feeling jams with Jade.

And we kind of might be together.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

But you're thirteen years old! [ Playful punch to the shoulder! ]

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[knightime]

S-Shut up!

[Punches you back, hitting just a tad harder.]

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[cakesaretheenemy]

You're blushing.

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[knightime]

[Automatically stares down at his shoes.]

Yeah...well that's a thing that happens from time to time.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Oh my God, you are totally a blushing virgin princess.

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[knightime]

Holy shit, git off my back, Egbert. Jus' 'cause I might be head over my heels doesn't mean you have to act like such an ass about it!

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Okay, I will... git off your back.

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[knightime]

And now you're making fun of how I talk. How are we friends again?

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Because you love me.

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[knightime]

That clearly must be the only valid explanation.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

[ OKAY, GONNA TRY JABBING HIS SIDE. ]

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[knightime]

[Made a ridiculous squeak sound and nearly fell over. Dude, he was leaning on the door frame you ass.] Holy fucking shit, don't do that.

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[cakesaretheenemy]

Oh my God, you ARE ticklish!

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[knightime]

[Oh fuck.]

No. I just got caught off guard. I don't usually expect sudden derp pokes from you. Thought you weren't a homosexual. [Which has nothing to do with being ticklish but he needed to say something...]

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[cakesaretheenemy]

How is that related to anything?

Okay, if you were just caught off-guard, let me try it again! [ Devious finger wiggling. ]

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[knightime]

Everything, obviously. Not all guys get super touchy.

[It takes all his will to not move...at all. Your devious finger wriggling doesn't scare him!]

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[cakesaretheenemy]

[ TICKLE ATTACK. ]

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[knightime]

[SCREA-Okay no he didn't scream, but he totally fell backwards in his half-assed attemp to get away and, oh god he's just breaking into a fit of giggles and he can't stop laughing and he's trying to tell John to stop but he's losing miserably.]