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caughtinanetwork2012-08-23 06:11 am
bhag) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-08-23 06:11 am
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[This is one clever little newcomer who has quickly figured out the system. Well, the SFC system at least. He adjusts it slightly so he is looking straight into the camera. He is very obviously New Here. Mostly on account of being slightly wet and covered in towel.]
So. Yeah. Hey. I'm sure you get this all the time but I'm new here.
[pause, mumble]
Wow, that sounds like it is some kind of support group. "hi everybody, I'm the Once-ler and I'm stuck in a fishbowl."
Anyway, I was reading the pamphlets-- Great stuff really, very informative. I uh, think there were a few typos. And you might wanna hire a new illustrator, cause yikes, but really, thanks. It helped a lot. Wouldn't wanna be stuck in a kooky underwater magic fish bowl without some information, am I right? Haha.
[S i l e n c e.]
Anyway, I just got one question...
What is up with these towels?
[And he goes back to drying himself off again, muttering a little under his breath.]
Wow, a thneed would work so much better for this.
So. Yeah. Hey. I'm sure you get this all the time but I'm new here.
[pause, mumble]
Wow, that sounds like it is some kind of support group. "hi everybody, I'm the Once-ler and I'm stuck in a fishbowl."
Anyway, I was reading the pamphlets-- Great stuff really, very informative. I uh, think there were a few typos. And you might wanna hire a new illustrator, cause yikes, but really, thanks. It helped a lot. Wouldn't wanna be stuck in a kooky underwater magic fish bowl without some information, am I right? Haha.
[S i l e n c e.]
Anyway, I just got one question...
What is up with these towels?
[And he goes back to drying himself off again, muttering a little under his breath.]
Wow, a thneed would work so much better for this.
[TEXT]
ELEVEN OTHER TROLLS AND I PLAYED A GAME TOGETHER THAT AMONG OTHER THINGS INVOLVED COUNTLESS STABLE TIME LOOPS SUPPORTED ONLY BY THE RIGHT THING HAPPENING AT THE RIGHT TIME
AND ALSO INVOLVED GIVING EACH OF US A TITLE INVOLVING A CERTAIN ASPECT.
ONE OF THOSE ASPECTS WAS TIME. THE TIME PLAYER WAS A ROBOT FROGSPRITE GHOST GIRL.
NO I AM NOT EXPLAINING *THAT* PART SO DON'T ASK.
[TEXT]
Is this one of those nerdy table roleplay games?
Like, with the dice and stuff?
[Surely it can't be real! That is just preposterous.
Says the man currently being roomies with some guardian of the forest animal... thing.]
[TEXT]
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION OUR NERDY GAMES WITH THE DICE INVOLVE PEOPLE GETTING KILLED OFTEN ENOUGH.
THE GAME I MEANT IS BIGGER THAN THAT, ONE THAT DIRECTLY INTERACTED WITH REALITY, PULLED US FROM OUR PLANET AND UNIVERSE, AND ULTIMATELY LED US TO CREATE A SECOND, DIFFERENT UNIVERSE
WHICH IN TURN AFFECTED US IN THE PAST VIA STABLE TIME LOOPS.
[TEXT]
So. Which one were you?
[TEXT]
[TEXT]
Not time, obviously.
Cause apparently *that* was some froggirl. Of course.
[TEXT]
IT WASN'T TIME AND IS IRRELEVANT TO THIS CONVERSATION
AND I SEE NO REASON YOU NEED TO KNOW IT.