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[bhag]

[This is one clever little newcomer who has quickly figured out the system. Well, the SFC system at least. He adjusts it slightly so he is looking straight into the camera. He is very obviously New Here. Mostly on account of being slightly wet and covered in towel.]

So. Yeah. Hey. I'm sure you get this all the time but I'm new here.

[pause, mumble]

Wow, that sounds like it is some kind of support group. "hi everybody, I'm the Once-ler and I'm stuck in a fishbowl."

Anyway, I was reading the pamphlets-- Great stuff really, very informative. I uh, think there were a few typos. And you might wanna hire a new illustrator, cause yikes, but really, thanks. It helped a lot. Wouldn't wanna be stuck in a kooky underwater magic fish bowl without some information, am I right? Haha.

[S i l e n c e.]


Anyway, I just got one question...

What is up with these towels?



[And he goes back to drying himself off again, muttering a little under his breath.]

Wow, a thneed would work so much better for this.

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[oceanbreasts]

What, like... thinkin' up commercials 'n stuff?

[ Because no. She can safely say she's never thought of going into advertising. ]

[bhag]

I was thinking more like starring in them, but making them could work. You know, if you can think

[Time to make a square with his fingers.]

outside of the box and stuff.

[oceanbreasts]

[ Nope too drunk for thinking. Just drunk enough for modeling.

Also that suggestion is flattering as shit. ]

Wait you mean like a model then.

[ DON'T MIND HER just casually glancing at the nearest reflective surface...... ]

[bhag]

What? Sure! You've got exactly the kind of looks we are searching for.

[Always use we. Start up companies sound so much more attractive if you pretend there is more than one guy doing everything.]

Young, attractive, the kind of face that makes you look like you could be a trendsetter.

[He isn't even trying to flirt. He is just all business here.]

[oceanbreasts]

[ It's working though. ]

I am totes the trendiest of setters.

[ Fuck you that makes sense.

She's then reaching out and patting him on the arm, grinning. ]

Still heading back to my place. Let's chat there.

[bhag]

[He laughs a little, but sure he'll let her pat his arm. And of course they are still heading to her place for a chat. What, like those plans have changed.]

Tell you what, once my thneeds start flying off the shelves here like the hottest thing in town, which they are, I'll let you be my first model. I'm thinking billboards, commercials, this could be huge!