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[This is one clever little newcomer who has quickly figured out the system. Well, the SFC system at least. He adjusts it slightly so he is looking straight into the camera. He is very obviously New Here. Mostly on account of being slightly wet and covered in towel.]

So. Yeah. Hey. I'm sure you get this all the time but I'm new here.

[pause, mumble]

Wow, that sounds like it is some kind of support group. "hi everybody, I'm the Once-ler and I'm stuck in a fishbowl."

Anyway, I was reading the pamphlets-- Great stuff really, very informative. I uh, think there were a few typos. And you might wanna hire a new illustrator, cause yikes, but really, thanks. It helped a lot. Wouldn't wanna be stuck in a kooky underwater magic fish bowl without some information, am I right? Haha.

[S i l e n c e.]

Anyway, I just got one question...

What is up with these towels?

[And he goes back to drying himself off again, muttering a little under his breath.]

Wow, a thneed would work so much better for this.

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Or maybe I am going to sit here and collect all the towels and sell them at a marked up price.

D --> You mean the towels that every foreigner is given upon arrival
D --> And that are the most common item in Vatheon besides water
D --> And that we can get for free elsewhere?

Sure, why not. It is not like anything else makes sense here.

D --> Plenty makes sense
D --> The tattoos, the curses, the period in which individuals arrive
D --> If you get hung up on one detail
D --> Then you will miss other opportunities

The economy is not a detail. It is kinda the building block of our entire society.

D --> You mean the society you are from

And every functional society ever.

[You know. Except all those other universes he knows fuck all about. But shhh.]

D --> Ah my mistake
D --> Clearly you know more about mine than I do

It's cool. I won't hold it against you.

D --> How generous

Yeah, I know.

D --> Quite
D --> So
D --> Should I refrain from giving you proof of the involvement of scientists?

No, no. Go ahead. Give me your evidence. If that kinda thing is really going on, I wanna know about it.

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[Y.

Okay, he should read this now! Reading in progress!]

You know, Karkid is probably not the best choice for a public relations troll. But hey, what do I know.

D --> In the grand scheme of things?
D --> I would say nothing

[...Yeah he is really not much of a public relations troll either, but he also has no care for this sort of thing.]

D --> He was not chosen for his position as the leader of his team for how nicely he can treat you
D --> He was chosen because he keeps them alive

Wait. Alive from what?

D --> Meteors, beasts, and giant monstrosities
D --> To keep a long story short and such
D --> Not to mention with their arrival here
D --> He has handled situations regarding the Grand Highblood and our Empress well
D --> He has done more than you will probably ever do in the name of his group
D --> So do show the boy some respect
D --> Despite his yelling

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