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caughtinanetwork2012-08-23 06:11 am
bhag) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-08-23 06:11 am
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[This is one clever little newcomer who has quickly figured out the system. Well, the SFC system at least. He adjusts it slightly so he is looking straight into the camera. He is very obviously New Here. Mostly on account of being slightly wet and covered in towel.]
So. Yeah. Hey. I'm sure you get this all the time but I'm new here.
[pause, mumble]
Wow, that sounds like it is some kind of support group. "hi everybody, I'm the Once-ler and I'm stuck in a fishbowl."
Anyway, I was reading the pamphlets-- Great stuff really, very informative. I uh, think there were a few typos. And you might wanna hire a new illustrator, cause yikes, but really, thanks. It helped a lot. Wouldn't wanna be stuck in a kooky underwater magic fish bowl without some information, am I right? Haha.
[S i l e n c e.]
Anyway, I just got one question...
What is up with these towels?
[And he goes back to drying himself off again, muttering a little under his breath.]
Wow, a thneed would work so much better for this.
So. Yeah. Hey. I'm sure you get this all the time but I'm new here.
[pause, mumble]
Wow, that sounds like it is some kind of support group. "hi everybody, I'm the Once-ler and I'm stuck in a fishbowl."
Anyway, I was reading the pamphlets-- Great stuff really, very informative. I uh, think there were a few typos. And you might wanna hire a new illustrator, cause yikes, but really, thanks. It helped a lot. Wouldn't wanna be stuck in a kooky underwater magic fish bowl without some information, am I right? Haha.
[S i l e n c e.]
Anyway, I just got one question...
What is up with these towels?
[And he goes back to drying himself off again, muttering a little under his breath.]
Wow, a thneed would work so much better for this.
(Oh look, another weird) Text
The Towels Are Provided As A Free Courtesy
A Sort Of Welcoming Gift
The Informational Packets Are Also Done As A Courtesy By Volunteers
Though If You Have Any More Specific Suggestions For Them Im Sure The Welcoming Committee Would Appreciate The Input
Text (halp they are everywhere)
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You are, aren't you?
Come on, I'm onto you guys by now.
Text
Fairly Insightful Of You
Though You Should Know That There Are A Few Humans And Probably Others That Prefer Their Text To Have Certain Colors
And Have Specific Modes Of Typing
text
What is this like some kind of trend?
[Cause if it is, he has to be right on top of it, surely.]
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Honestly The Only Real Examples I Have Noticed Are A Few Humans That We Talked To Before We Were Stolen From Our Home Universes
Its A Personal Preference Of Sorts
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It does make you stand out though.
Really makes it pop, you know?
...
Hey, check this out.