[Text] Oops, a plot-related post

[thekidsare0kay]

hey, y0u kn0w wh0 are wanker2?
the guy2 wh0 br0ught u2 here.
it'2 true!
l00k what i f0und in that new lab0rat0ry.
b://2uper2ecrethackedfile2.txt
i've 2at 0n it a c0uple 0f day2 t0 try t0 figure it 0ut, but then i decided i really didn't care.

in 0ther new2, my fucking teeth are pi22ing me 0ff t0 the p0int where i decided i 2h0uld really alter my quirk.
any0ne wh0 make2 fun 0f my li2p i2 a d0uchebag.
d0e2 any0ne kn0w a g00d denterr0ri2t?
i f0r real d0n't really want t0 thr0w my2elf d0wn an0ther flight 0f 2tair2.

[OOC: Look under the bit marked "Sollux". The file is an exact copy of the file he downloaded]

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[thekidsare0kay]

i have t0 admit, thi2 revelati0n d0e2n't 2urprise me a2 much a2 i might have expected.

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[bethehugejerk]

AND IT ATTESTS TO MY OWN FOOLISH OPTIMISM, HOWEVER MUCH I NEVER THOUGHT I'D REFER TO MYSELF WITH THAT QUALITY, FOR DARING TO THINK THEY WERE EVER ANY BETTER THAN THIS.
I SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT BEFORE NOW AFTER ALL THE CRAP THEY'VE PULLED ON US TIME AND TIME AGAIN.
OF COURSE IT'S A WANK JOKE.
WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE.
IT'S NOT LIKE THE UNIVERSE COULD TAKE MERCY ENOUGH TO GIVE US SOME REAL INFORMATION YHIS TIME.

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[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, n0.
that w0uld be way t0 ea2y.
but there'2 0ther 2tuff i g0t, 20 a2 i decrypt it, i'll let pe0ple kn0w.
maybe there'll be m0re than bulgefi2ting in the next 0ne.

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[bethehugejerk]

SCREW REALITY.
IT'S ALREADY KEEN ON SCREWING US OVER, SO WHY NOT RETURN THE FAVOR.
I'LL KEEP WATCHING THE NETWORK IN CASE YOU FIND ANYTHING WORTHWHILE.

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[thekidsare0kay]

20und2 g00d.