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WOW.
I REFUSE TO TELL YOU, SO YOU'RE GOING TO DIG IT UP FROM SOMEONE ELSE?
GOOD GOING, ASSHAT
GREAT DISPLAY OF FRIENDSHIP THERE.

well, c0n2ider h0w i feel, being 20 di2tru2ted all the time!
y0u w0n't 0pen my files.
y0u w0n't tell me anything.
maybe y0u d0n't even like me anym0re.

YOU CALLED ME GULLIBLE IN THE FIRST ONE
FOR ALL I KNOW IT WAS SOME KIND OF DISGUISED VIRUS YOU WERE GOING TO SEND ME.
AND MAYBE IT IS THAT EMBARRASSING TO TELL, OK???
IS IT THAT MUCH OF A CRIME THAT I DON'T WANT TO TELL THE GUY WHO MOCKS ME ALL THE TIME PRIME MATERIAL FOR FURTHER MOCKERY
BECAUSE HERE I WAS UNDER THE IMPRESSION MY ACTIONS MADE PERFECT SENSE.

p00000000r kargrub.
we're friend2, jeez.
i play ar0und with y0u because i l0ve y0u!

AND I JUST LOVE YOU BEING A BULGEBITER TO ME TOO.
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW THAT BAD
BECAUSE ALL INSTINCTS AND PAST EXPERIENCE POINTS A GIANT, GLARING NEON SIGN TO THE LIKELIHOOD THAT YOU'LL JUST BE A DICK ABOUT IT IF I TELL YOU.

0kay, n0 2eri0u2ly, i'm ju2t curi0u2, n0w.
i pr0mi2e n0t t0 be a dickbag, thi2 time.

...
THEN FILTER THIS.
YOU CAN DO IT BETTER THAN ME.

y0u g0t it, be2t buddy.

I GOT TURNED INTO SOMETHING CALLED A FAIRY GODMOTHER
MEANING THAT BASICALLY I WAS STUCK WITH SPARKLY, FLAPPY WINGS, A MAGIC WAND, AND A DRESS FOR A WEEK.
MY REGULAR CLOTHES WERE MISSING AND NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRIED I COULD NOT CHANGE THE DRESS INTO SOMETHING ELSE.
AND REMEMBER THAT YOU FUCKING PROMISED NOT TO BE A DICKBAG ABOUT IT.

Edited 2012-09-04 05:09 (UTC)

0h my g0d.
y0u didn't tell me it wa2 THI2 HILARI0U2, th0ugh.

SEE!
I GO OUT ON A LIMB AND, GASP, TRUST MY BEST FRIEND TO FOLLOW HIS WORD
TO ACTUALLY KEEP A PROMISE HE MADE ON A SUBJECT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO TELL HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE, BUT DID BECAUSE OF, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, THE AFOREMENTIONED PROMISE
AND YET.
SO I AM GOING TO TELL YOU
YOU EITHER SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, KEEP THOSE PRONGS FROM TYPING ANOTHER TRAITOROUS WORD AGAINST ME
OR YOU HAVE ZERO RIGHT TO WHINE OVER ME NOT TRUSTING YOU TO TELL THIS KIND OF CRAP.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ASKED
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DRAGGED IT OUT OF ME
SO DON'T EVEN TRY TO WEASEL YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS.

Edited 2012-09-05 19:19 (UTC)

0kay, 0kay, my m0uth i2 cl02ed and my pr0ng2 are virtu0u2!
l00k at me, n0t typing any 0f the witty thing2 that c0me t0 mind.
i wi2h i c0uld have 2een it f0r my2elf, th0ugh.

YET YOU WOULD BE THINKING THOSE THINGS, I AM SURE, EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T OPEN YOUR IDIOT GASH TO SAY THEM
AND FOR THAT I WOULD MAGIC YOU INTO THE FRILLIEST, FROOFIEST DRESS IMAGINABLE IN AN ATROCIOUS SHADE OF PUKE.
CONSIDER YOUR ABSENCE AT THE TIME A BOON TO US BOTH.

hey, even y0u can't legi2lacerate my th0ught2!
even if i d0 think y0u mu2t have been ad0rable.

IT WAS AN EXERCISE IN WEEK-LONG PROGRESSIVELY WORSENING HUMILIATION, YOU INCOMPETENT FART TWISTER.
IT WAS NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE TO "ADORABLE".
THE DRESS WAS AN ATROCIOUS FRILLY CONCOCTION OF MISERY DESIGNED TO MAKE ME HATE MYSELF EVEN MORE THAN I ALREADY DID
WHICH AS YOU KNOW IS SERIOUSLY SAYING SOMETHING.

yeah, w0w, 2till getting the ad0rable vibe, here.
but 0nly becau2e i think m02t 0f y0ur exce22ive rage i2 pretty cute.
it'2 that 0r take it 2eri0u2ly, which i have t0 av0id f0r my 0wn 2anity.

MY RAGE IS NOT EXCESSIVE, IT WAS AND IS UTTERLY APPROPRIATE FOR THE SITUATION.
IF YOUR SANITY WOULD BE WRECKED BY ACCEPTING IT, IT'S ONLY PROOF OF THE INFERIORITY OF YOUR THINK PAN.
SERIOUSLY, SOLLUX, DO YOU THINK I'D BE HAPPY TO BE STUCK IN A DRESS FOR A WEEK
LET ALONE MADE INTO A REAL LIVE MAGICAL FAIRY STRAIGHT OUT OF TAVROS'S DREAMS
BECAUSE GUESS WHAT: I WASN'T AND I NEVER WILL BE.
THE ONLY PART OF IT TO HOLD ANY MERIT WAS THAT I GOT TO FLY AGAIN.

again?
when did y0u fly the fir2t time?

...
I NEED TO LEARN TO KEEP MY CHUTE SHUT.
THERE WAS A DIFFERENT CURSE LAST YEAR AND I WAS STUCK AS A WINGED HOOFBEAST FOR A WEEK, ALRIGHT.

w0w.
y0u get the be2t cur2e2.
i c0uld help y0u fly, kk.

GETTING PULLED THROUGH THE AIR WITH SEIZURE INDUCING DOUCHEBAG POWERS IS NOT MY IDEA OF FLYING, SOLLUX
ESPECIALLY WHEN I WOULD HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT MYSELF.
THE HOOFBEAST THING WASN'T ACTUALLY THAT BAD ONCE I GOT USED TO NOT HAVING THUMBS.
WAIT, SCRATCH THAT, THE NO THUMBS THING SUCKED THE WHOLE WEEK
BUT THE WINGS MADE IT MORE TOLERABLE.

well, fine.
it wa2 ju2t an 0ffer.
dirk didn't mind it, and neither did minak0, 20 there.

I DON'T CARE WHAT DIRK DOES OR DOESN'T MIND, AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW MINAKO.
I'VE FLOWN UNDER MY OWN POWER TWICE NOW WITH TWO DIFFERENT TYPES OF WINGS
AND BODIES TOO, FOR THAT MATTER
BUT AT LEAST THOSE TIMES I COULD CONTROL WHERE I WAS GOING AND IF I CRASHED IT WAS MY OWN FAULT.
AND I'M NOT SAYING YOU'D JUST DROP ME
BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE FLUNG AROUND IN THE AIR WITH NOTHING TO HOLD ONTO OR DIRECT MYSELF.

fine, whatever.
we'll g0 flying 20me 0ther time when y0u have y0ur 0wn wing2.
i ju2t 0ffered becau2e i th0ught it'd be fun, but y0u have c0ntr0l i22ue2, 20 i 2h0uldn't have b0thered.

LOOK, THIS ISN'T SOME BIG MARK AGAINST YOU I'M MAKING HERE, DUMBASS.
IT'S NOT ABOUT CONTROL ISSUES
I'D JUST FEEL SAFER FLYING ON MY OWN, OKAY.

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