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[bestestfurrend]

[Center of the screen is a gaudily wrapped sweet, bright and tempting - and then the mess of colours in the background comes into focus, the staticy crackling of countless wrappers transmitted across speakers as Nepeta very very slowly attempts to roll over from her spot on the top of her sweet-wrapper pile.

One blue-gloved hand gropes out in the air as she tries to capture that final elusive sweet - but then she groans and gives up, clutching at her tummy.]

Owww, it hurts...

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[bestestfurrend]

It feels like it! [Just look at all this wibbling going on.]

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[420]

Aww hell naw. Tell your foodsack to calm its tits. No fuckin' explosions allowed here.

[Equius would panic if you exploded, Nepeta!]

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[bestestfurrend]

[Don't worry, Gamzee, Equius is already working on defusing Nepeta's rebellious tummy!]

But what if it wooon't?!

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[420]

Then you gotta get your harsh at on it. Be real motherfuckin' firm and frothy. Like Karkat gets to being!

[Because stomachs listen to ranting? He doesn't know, he doesn't get stomach aches.]

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[bestestfurrend]

...I don't think I can yell as well as Karkat can. No one can!

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[420]

The motherfucker does all got a Messiah given gift for getting his noise out loud and clearwise.

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[bestestfurrend]

Karkitty is just loud. Yup yup.

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[420]

It be a downright fuckin' broadsided miracle all how that much sounds can up and be gotten from such a short motherfucker.

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[bestestfurrend]

Purrhaps it's because it makes him seem bigger than he is!

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[420]

You think? He never looks too fuckin' big to me.

[Is talking about Karkat helping her tummy any? Maybe the distraction works!]

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[bestestfurrend]

Oh, oh, I don't mean how he looks! But kind of like how he can fill any room he's in beclaws it's impossible to ignore him!

[It does work! At least a little bit. She hasn't exploded yet!]

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[420]

Hehe, it does all get to making him the motherfucker what you can't up and just pass by.

[Gamzee certainly has the grouchiest, loudest boyfriend. Boyfriends, even. Equius ain't much better in that regard.]

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[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! It's a furry useful thing when you're a leader!

[Oh, Nepeta knows, trust her. At least she can generally calm Equius down pretty fast.]

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[420]

Yeah.

[Good moirail, best leader.

A short pause though, before--]

You blowed up yet?

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[bestestfurrend]

[She prods her tummy experimentally.]

I don't think so!

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[420]

That does a brother good to hear. I wouldn't know what to fuckin' up and do if one of my best sisters went and made like a motherfuckin' explosion.

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[bestestfurrend]

You'd have to put me back together!

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[420]

Woah, I'm not sure if I could up and do that. Like, fuck, where does all that shit even go, right?

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[bestestfurrend]

It'd be like a jigsaw puzzle!