caughtinanetwork | 041 ♋ [TEXT/VIDEO]

I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS SHORT AND TO THE POINT.
AS EVERYONE WITH TWO BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER HAS SURELY NOTICED BY NOW, THERE'S A BODY SWAP CURSE GOING ON.
ERIDAN AND I SWAPPED, SO IF YOU SEE MY BODY RUNNING AROUND, THAT'S HIM
AND IT MEANS THAT I LOOK LIKE
...
LET ME JUST SHOW YOU.

[Click, video! Instead of the usual short guy with nubby horns, there's a taller troll with fins, glasses, and a hair streak. Those who know Eridan should recognize him, of course, along with the fact that his hair is much messier than normal. Lastly, he's ditched cape and scarf alike, because they're stupid accessories.]

[Oh, and there's a scar over his right eye.]

Fins, lightning horns, and e--[Ahem. His fins lower.]--all that. And I'm going to get some actual jeans to wear this week instead a being stuck in this striped monstrosity. Anyway, the important thing--

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I NEED TO KNOW WHO HAS GAMZEE'S BODY.
IF YOU NEED A DESCRIPTION, HE'S ALSO A TROLL, MEANING GREY SKIN, HORNS, YELLOW EYES, ETC.
THINK TALL AND LANKY WITH MESSY HAIR AND LONG, SLIGHTLY TWISTING HORNS.
YOU'LL PROBABLY HAVE CLOWN-STYLE FACE PAINT ON, TOO.
HE HAS AN ADDICTION TO MANAGE, AND IT WILL BE ON BOTH OUR HEADS IF I DON'T SET YOU STRAIGHT ON HOW IT WORKS
SO CONTACT ME ASAP, NO EXCUSES.

(OOC: I may use the account

countseadipshit for comments for the sake of fitting icons! Probably only for video tags, but it's worth noting.)

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Noted.
We'll carry on as we have been, then.
Thank you for your extensive analysis of the psyche of the Striders.
The world of academia is in debt to you for this research.
Telling me I'm faking it is going to break my fragile coolkid heart.
And a word of advice. Don't expect to be able to get anywhere near my shades.

AND YOU CAN SHOVE YOUR FASCINATING BACK UP THE ASS YOU FOUND IT IN.
THIS IS NOT HOW I BREAK FRAGILE COOLKID HEARTS
AND THAT'S ALSO IMPLYING I GIVE A SHIT ENOUGH TO TRY YET.
HINT: I DON'T. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY.
SECOND, I'M NOT GOING TO PULL THE SAME MOVE TWICE
ESPECIALLY WHEN I JUST TOLD YOU ABOUT IT.
IT MAY AMAZE YOU TO LEARN THAT, GASP, I AM NOT ACTUALLY THAT STUPID.

You are truly a troll of many depths.
I look forward to seeing what tactics you'll inevitably use.
Since fate has decreed that you'll always be annoyed by Striders, and all.

...
YOU'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS?
SERIOUSLY?
DID YOU HIT YOUR HEAD AND LOSE ALL YOUR BRAIN CELLS?

I appreciate a challenge.
Is that so hard to believe?

I'M NOT MEANING IT AS A CHALLENGE, BULGESMEAR.
THIS IS A WARNING TO LAY OFF, NOT A CALLIGRAPHIC INVITATION TO SEE HOW FAR YOU CAN PUSH ME.
IF I NEED SOMEONE TO DO THAT, I HAVE ONE!
GUESS WHAT
IT'S NOT YOU.

Don't worry, I'm not after your quadrant.
And I'm not interested in turning this into that sort of competition.
Allow me to rephrase. I am not actually all that hung up on making you like me.

WOW, REALLY
TELL ME, STRIDER, IS IT TRUE
YOU DON'T ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT WHETHER I GIVE ANY FOR YOU?
IT CAN'T BE TRUE
I AM IN SHOCK
AND SURELY, ANY SECOND NOW, I WILL PASS OUT FROM THIS STUNNING REVELATION.

BUT IF WE CAN STOP BEING MORONS FOR A MINUTE, KEEP IT THAT WAY AND MY ISSUE WITH YOU WILL NOT BE HALF AS BIG AS IT COULD BE.

Message received loud and clear.
Later, Vantas.

GO FIND A CLIFF TO FALL OFF.

[Click.]

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