Denzel Quincy 'Crackpot' Crocker (
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caughtinanetwork2012-09-16 03:59 pm
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GAHHHHHHH! I KNEW! I KNEW SOMETHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN! AND I WAS RIGHT! [Slight eye twitch before continuing on] Though you've have to be kidding me. AGAIN!?
What was it? Eight years ago this happened. [Shakes his head] This place just enjoys stirring up old memories from back home.
[Some people may recognize this to be Jack's body, however, how the arms are bring held, elbows bent and up and hands flopping over may hit some people on the head to be Denzel. Not to mention every button on the shirt is nicely button.]
Not that I don't mind the perfect vision but whoever this is - FAT! [Slight spazz] No offense.
I'd like to have a [finger qoutes] 'little chat' with the owner.
I'd preferly not like to have anything more happen to my body while someone else has it.
[Beat] Is it over yet?
Though I must admit having a straight back is a nice change.
But my body is so disguisting!
What was it? Eight years ago this happened. [Shakes his head] This place just enjoys stirring up old memories from back home.
[Some people may recognize this to be Jack's body, however, how the arms are bring held, elbows bent and up and hands flopping over may hit some people on the head to be Denzel. Not to mention every button on the shirt is nicely button.]
Not that I don't mind the perfect vision but whoever this is - FAT! [Slight spazz] No offense.
I'd like to have a [finger qoutes] 'little chat' with the owner.
I'd preferly not like to have anything more happen to my body while someone else has it.
[Beat] Is it over yet?
Though I must admit having a straight back is a nice change.
But my body is so disguisting!
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You're that odd ducking, aren't ya? [Brows lower a moment as the Demyx inhabited pirate thought it over.
A shake of his head as he gave a dismissive wave.] Don't quite remember your name, scallywag. No offense though but I think ya might have upgraded a bit in the looks department.
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It is that obvoius? [Scratching his head]
That makes two of us. Denzel Crocker, and you are?
Yes, I'll admit my actual body isn't the most attractive. Though you speak as if I'm trying to put on a peacock show. But this body is so hideously fat! [What is wrong with you people]
Besides, it's only a matter of time that this curse is over and I'm back into my body. CURSE! FAIRIES! OW!
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Faris Scherwiz. [Then he pointed to himself.] And this is Demyx, my mate. Think we've only had a conversation once before. [A shrug was offered The pirate has seen him on the network enough times.]
Wonder what the guy would say if he heard ya call him fat. Hopefully he ain't the sensitive sort.
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Hello... [Blink] Awkward silence. I don't know who's body I'm in but -
[Distress face] Suppose I'll see. Rather if they wheren't. Would nice to have a - MAGICAL BODY SWAP! When the other person isn't harming my body.
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And then Crocker!Jack is hitting on all the ladies at the Casino.]Be sure to leave a message to anyone ya might care for.
[Pause before he snapped his fingers as it dawned on him.] Like the friend who took care of your place when you were sleeping for a bit.
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[Pause] well, I don't exactly know how to relax.
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And that doesn't have to be a bad thing. Just. Try not to overdo it.
Anyways, have you been affected by the curses prior to these last two?
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[He would give an arm to find out, though.]
It certainly doesn't seem like they're spread by any conventional means.
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My educated guess is going to be "no."
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I'd say a specific branch of science but -
If only you've seen the magic I've seen. [Crocker may not be in his body but his mind is and Jack's eyes look as if they have seen some crazy magic]
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And what does that mean?
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I've switched bodies my moral enemy and a dog.
[Pausing Crocker has seen a lot more but unless Tech E wants more crazy]
It all really happened! I'm TELLING YOU! I'M TELLING YOU!
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Uh huh.