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[crackpotcrocker]

[Oh, look it's that twiglike scientist again. Expect at the moment doesn't appear as twiglike as usual. The backround is dimmly lite but some binomials can be seen on wall behind him. Crocker appears twitchy in his eyes and speaks in a tired and raspy voice]

For those who may have thought I, was - [There's a pause and mumble] This is so awkward. [His vocal returns] Had my body 'hitting' on any of you during that - VIRUS! I do apologize. Let me make this clear [His glasses slimmer] I have no interest in dating, getting romantically involved or -------- AWKWARD in bed with any of you.


[Private to Chibi, Zelda and Kimblee]

If any of you should visit. You should probably know I've - BOOBY TRAPPED my house till these - murders are over.

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[fulmination]

Homunculus. An artificial human, or as I've come to know them as, evolved humans. Since then I've met a number of them.

And yes, war. I served in one about seven years ago as a human weapon.

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[crackpotcrocker]

Define 'evolved human'

A human weapon?! [Some coughing and yes he took that literally]

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[fulmination]

I couldn't be any more clear, Crocker.

That's what I said. _{[It's... not too far from the truth, really.]}

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[crackpotcrocker]

Well, my mind is thinking one of two things. Either you mean a cyborg. Which, I'm doubtful or you mean some kind of being created though a supernatural process.

....Why? What was the war about?

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[fulmination]

A what-borg?

It was a civil war, actually. We've had a few clashes in the southwestern part of Amestris until one of our people accidentally shot a small Ishvalan child in 1901 and then it erupted into riots and eventually shifted into an all-out civil war that lasted for seven years. In the last year, Fuhrer Bradley issued Order 3066 which in turn sent the State Alchemists out to the front lines to serve as human weapons. Within a matter of months, we alchemists ended something that lasted years. Myself and another alchemist were very well known during that time due to the nature of our alchemy.

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[crackpotcrocker]

[There's a clunk, with no following of 'ow' but rather some light snoring. Someone just fell into coma]