[Video] Hʏᴅʀᴏɢᴇɴ

[spacecase]

[Bleep! Good afternoon, Vatheon, you now have dog girl on your screen, waving.]

Hello, everyone! I was wondering how many people here are twins? My twin brother is here, finally, and you know what else? Our friend Rose is as well! She also has a twin brother, though he is not here yet.



Roooose--Joooohn--I want you to meet the other twin, too, my friend Rin!

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[bethehugejerk]

[In time, he sends another reply.]

Schadenfreude sounds like a word straight out of troll culture, and blackrom particularly. And I'm not going to pretend I get all your doubtlessly stupid cultural references in the article, but I can see some of those words being useful.

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[spacecase]

Well. [Beep! There's another link!]

I found another one, too. And you will find that there are many more German words on this one, in addition to Germany's other Eastern European cousins! Aren't you just so proud of the little planet you created?

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[bethehugejerk]

No, I'm not, because the vast majority of your species leaves me unfathomably disappointed on a nightly and daily basis alike. I don't even know what Eastern European cousins means. Most of these ones aren't as good. The one about the yelling woman with children? When am I ever going to use that?

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[spacecase]

You're right, there needs to be a word for an alien that takes pleasure in finding things to complain about and nothing else. That's one I could use every day.

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[bethehugejerk]

Takes pleasure--? Jade, are you kidding me? Is this an elaborate joke - yes, you're mocking me either way, I'm not stupid - or do you actually think I do this for my own entertainment? I don't take pleasure in finding all this evidence of sentient species' boundless capability for moronic acts. I do not find joy in observing what mobile headache-inducers you are. If given the chance, I would go back in history and verbally beat my past self into a crater for screwing up enough to spawn the planet that allowed you pustules to come into existence in the manner you have, to say nothing of my loathing for the rest of existence.

My hatred does not come from personal enjoyment, Harley. It comes from what a bunch of crusted sores on my life you all are. Every annoyance is an annoyance, and I complain because if I didn't, the frayed ends of my sanity would unravel into one gibbering pile of incoherent rage threads.

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[spacecase]

Or you could take the fucking stick out of your ass, that would help too.

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[bethehugejerk]

Or you could stop trying to demonstrate that back-fife word.

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[spacecase]

Oh no, Karkat, I think you'll find that it is you that's in the constant state of backpfeifengesicht. I'm sure whatever poor troll you roped into blackrom would agree with me.

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[bethehugejerk]

I roped? It was his idea! And trying to be a backfeifthingy is the whole point in that.

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[spacecase]

Riiiight. It's all Greek to me anyway.

Oh wait--you don't know what Greek is either because you're too much of a closed-minded prick to even try to grasp another culture, just write it off as DUMBER THAN TROLLS L-O-L.

And speaking of dumber than trolls, talking to you right now is starting to give me a migraine! Trolls sure are superior all right, in being PAINS IN THE ASS!

[Click! Goodbye, Karkat.]

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[bethehugejerk]

[Did she just hang up on him--? He growls through his teeth, and in the next moment he's calling back, if just to yell at her more.]

At least I'm not a coward who gives up on an argument she's losing at! Real fucking mature, Harley! But if you want to play that route, guess who has no time to deal with your paltry attempts at decent conversation?

[Click!!!]