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[There's a rather dweeby looking man on the screen and his hair looks diguisting and greasy now that the hair is wet.]

Where the fiddle sticks am I? There's only one possbile logical explaination for waking up wet where ever the heck this is - FAIRY GODPARENTS!
[Impossible spazz of three and pause] Ow. [Appears to be trying to massage his hunched over back with his shoulder sockets. Peeling some seaweed off some ghostbuster like gadget]

Oh, this is just great. Speaking of which - that was sarcasm.

[Taking a few deep whiffs] There are fairies around here. I know. I can smell them. [Quickly presses his glasses on before laughing like a hyena.]

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[You are kooky as hell. Cool!

Okay, Aradia comes up on the feed... and boy look at those wings, they aren't suspicious at all.]
Hello there! This is Vatheon. Annd... actually you just missed the fairies!

But they weren't real fairies, unfortunately.

[Pause in the laughing] Who send that? [Eyes around before eyeing back] Mmm.. Either the starfish is talking to me or this is some advanced form of - PDA! Device.

Uh... Hello. [Staring at those wings. Staring]

^{Butterfly wings?}

Vatheon? I teach geography and can't say I, Mr. Crocker, have heard of such a place. No.

WHAT!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST MISSED THEM!?

[Why are you staring at...]

My wings? [She looks back at them for a moment. They twitch a couple of times, then she turns her attention back to him.]

It's an odd place, I don't think anyone's really heard of it until they come here. It takes us from our homes, so that's most likely why you've never heard of it.

They all exploded, it was a shame to see them go like that, even if they were being used to watch us

What are you?

Another world? [Eyeing up] That makes perfect sense! [Eye twitch]

[Over drama] NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY THE FAIRIES?! WHYYYYY?!

Being used to watch you? By whom?

[James is always walking around on the anniversaries of his own appearance. It seemed people arrived in patterns. So he was not far away when he heard Crocker arrive. He crept up behind him and spoke.]

The fairies exploded.

[Denzel flips around and falls to the ground] OW!

DON'T SNEAK UP ON A GUY LIKE THAT!

[Pause] Ah ha! I knew I whiffed them! Exploded? Who did this?!

[James just shrugged.] Don't know. Don't care.

Not interested in magic are you? [Tch]

Oh I love magic. I just don't care about the fairies.

[Wide eyed] You believe in magic? [Almost topples over]

Of course! I use it!

Witch?

Wizard thank you very much.

What, do you have some sort of fairy radar?

Well, actually I - DO! [Pulls out a small square device from his pants pocket]

But I don't need that to tell me I can smell their magic all over this place.
There must have been hundreds of them that exploded.

Anyone mind telling me what exactly why they exploded?

I wouldn't doubt that Trish has a spring here.

---- Wait, exploded?

So, I'm told.

How I'm still rather curious as too. Yes.

That's actually pretty terrible. Exploding fairies.

IT IS! [Slight Spazz]

And just my luck before this happens before, I, Mr. Denzel Crocker get here!

Dude, you don't need to keep tweeking out like that. Lay off the coffee.

And if fairies are the same here, they'll be back.

.... Tweeking out like what?

^{What exactly do you mean by the same?} The theory of the multiverse is true. TRUE!

Do explain how fairies are for you from where you're from.

Looking like you're having a seizure. And knock off the geek speak.

Fairies are demons. Defeat 'em and they come back. They're pretty easy to chat with, though.

Then there's Trish. I got no idea where she came from.

[Stare] I was having a seizure? When? [Grumbles] Well, excuse me for what I am. Speaking of which - that was sarcasm.

[Eyes] Fairies are demons? Perhaps there are various species of fairies.

Trish?

Yeah, whatever. [ you can have the "i don't care, sensei" look ]

That's how they are in Sumaru City.

Yeah, she's this big fairy who runs a healing spring.

I'm afraid all the fairies here died recently, sir.

I know! I know! [Flipping around] But I still smell them everywhere!

You wouldn't happen to know the quickest way out of here, would you?

[Have a wolf that looks like a boy, Crocker.]

...you can smell them? I thought humans couldn't smell things very well..

Of course I can smell them. I'm well aware humans are the weakest in the animal kingdom with all of the 'senses'. I, however, can smell those fairies. How else would I know they where here when I can see them?

[Pause] Wait... Are you not human?

U-Unfortunately, they kinda blew up a while ago..no one really knows why.

[Instantly nervous.] U-Um...w-well...I...No...I'm not.

Yes, and I, Mr. Crocker am going to find out why. [He feels so violated]

Tell me, what is it you know about this place?

Um...well, it's called Vatheon and it's a city under the ocean. Um...there's a lot of different kinds of people here and they all seem really nice! Oh! And all of the food here's free!

Um...you're not bothered by the fact I'm not human?

Of course we're under the water and we're breathing and walking. [Eye twitches] THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

What about a place to live?

Considering all the things I've seen. Not really.

Well...I hear it's got something to do with something humans call 'magic.'

Umm...well, I live in the park...but I guess that wouldn't work for you. I think I heard that the living places for everyone else are free; you just have to choose an empty one.

[Have some insane laughter for about two minutes with one eye opened, one eye closed and a half smile with an open mouth]

I figured as much!

Everything's FREE?!

[The pup giggles, amused by this human's, apparent, happiness.]

Yeah, it seems like it.

You said your name is 'Mister Crocker?'

Yes. Mmm... I never did get your name.

Oh! I'm Toboe! You...might want to get some towels from one of the people who runs the shops. They're really nice about it!

Mr. Denzel Crocker!

Yes, I probably should. Suppose I'll see you as I invest this place more. FAIRIES!

Anything else I should know?

[He laughs again and nods.]

I hope so, Mister!

Urm...something else...oh! I heard for some of the animals that, sometimes, the people brought here suffer from these...curse things. The mark we arrived with glows and then strange things start happening. [He shows his forearm to the camera where his black tattoo is located.]

It's not all the time, though!

STOP IT! STOP LAUGHING AT ME!

[Pause] CURSES!? [Scared] Whhhatt what do they do?

[Hand in face] Just what I need. Another tattoo. And of course this one has to be a ~magical~ tattoo.

[Unbuttons his arm sleeve on both sides] Strange... [There's nothing]

Hmm? I wasn't laughing at you. I think you're funny.

Well...they don't do anything harmful or permanent, I think. And it might not be on your arms, it could be anywhere!

I'M NOT FUNNY! THAT'S LAUGHING AT ME! [Looking insanely angery]

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