6 Time Loops ☼ Text

[knightime]

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

Comments

[knightime]

sweet sixteen holla holla
dont girls do some crazy big parties for their 1 6
like sleepovers and whatever
idk for some reason it isnt a big deal to dudes but its some christening for girls

oh shit
holy shit
im proud of him man
finally realized that con air is a terrible movie and idk why it took him this fucking long
gonna shed a single manly tear

lucky for you im not soaking wet
again
that is an awkward moment im refusing to talk about

1/2

[spacecase]

oh bluh!!! XP
screw that!
its our party and we can have a sleepover if we want to!

[spacecase]

well--
wet or not, strider
here i--

[BZZZT!

Did someone order a dog girl with a side of hugs, because that's what Dave now has.]

Come!

[knightime]

[Oh fuck. He forgot that was a thing you could actually do. It's been too long since he's seen Jade or her crazy space teleporting powers. He staggers a bit to regain his balance before hugging her back.]

Christ. Sup to you too.

[spacecase]

You don't even know how much I missed you, I mean seriously.

[But she's let go and is kind of regarding his clothes with curiosity.]

Where are your god tier jammies?

[knightime]

You don't even realize how fucking dumb it has been on the meteor. You're like a breath of fresh air.

[Oh uh...]

They're drying. I should get them back I guess. I left them at Dirk and Roxy's place.

[spacecase]

I could go get them! I have been to their house before, I can just zip on over and back again!

[knightime]

Naw, I mean we could get them together. I kind of feel like I'm running with my tail between my legs if I make someone else get them. Shit, dog puns. This is stupid.

[By the way...did you get taller? Jesus.]

[spacecase]

Throw me a bone, Strider, these puns are going to get you in the doghouse.

[Okay really, she's DONE.]

Well we can do one of two things right now--we can go to the Heartvoid residence and retrieve the sacred god tier jammies, or we can go back to our villa and show you our room.

[knightime]

[Oh my god. He has to start chuckling, because fuck. Two years and Jade is a breath of fucking fresh air.]

Let's do the latter. I don't think I'm ready to get my jams right now. Need to prep myself. Need to touch up on my make-up. Make sure I got the right panties underneath.