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Dave Strider ([personal profile] knightime) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-11-24 05:23 am

6 Time Loops ☼ Text

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

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[personal profile] bethehugejerk 2012-11-24 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
WHAT
WHAT THE FUCK
BULLSHIT, I DID NOT TRY TO CONVINCE YOU TO TOUCH MY FACE.
EVEN JACKASS FUTURE ME CAN'T BE THAT...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW THE WORD I'M GOING FOR HERE
AS TO ASK YOU TO DO THAT.
WHY WOULD I EVEN WANT YOU TO???
AND THE ONLY REASON I CARED ABOUT YOUR ROMANTIC PROSPECTS WAS THE CONTINUANCE OF YOUR SPECIES, WHICH YOU WERE ALL TOO SELF-ABSORBED TO CARE ABOUT
WHICH ACTUALLY DON'T MATTER HERE WITH ALL THE HUMANS MILLING AROUND, AS YOU ALREADY KNOW.
AND WAY TO BE STUPID ABOUT THAT, TOO.
YES, WE ARE FOCUSED ON SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST AND CULLING THE WEAK
WHICH INCLUDES THINGS LIKE NOT WANDERING INTO A HIVE THAT ISN'T YOURS.
SET ASIDE THE WHINING ON HOW IT WAS BEFORE, BECAUSE AGAIN, BEING GONE LONG ENOUGH MEANS IT MIGHT NOT BE.
BUT HEY, WHY WOULD I KNOW ANYTHING
I'M ONLY THE ONE WHO GREW UP IN THAT CULTURE.