6 Time Loops ☼ Text

[knightime]

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

Comments

[knightime]

as the time guy i have to be the one whos fashionably late
last one to arrive
the party dont start till i arrive
obviously that means everyone else should arrive before i do
or else theyll miss out
im doing everyone a favor by purposely being late
gdi rose
i do a nice thing for everyone and you still shit on me like ive eaten the last chocolate bar during your time of the month
but hey
at least youre sober this time

i dont really want to be a hobo in the middle of the winter as the early age of 15
as ironic as all those three things at once
i really fucking hate the cold
the best part about the meteor is that it wasnt cold
it was pretty comfy even
shit was pretty nice
i knew you wanted me dead
only someone who wanted me dead would suggest jumping onto the back of a wild chocobo like a dumbass

im not punching a giant bird in the beak
he isnt a fucking shark
were not dealing with land sharks here
rose if i punched you in the face would that be asserting myself so you would pay attention to me?
because mark my words
i will do that everytime i want your attention
which is pretty often

helpful as always

[seeriouswizness]

[[Oh my god Dave.]]

Hey, the hobo thing isn't so bad.
I was talking out of experience.
I was a hobo at the early age of 13.
I don't believe you have a right to complain.

And please, if I wanted you dead I could have accomplished that years ago.

[[Is that all she paid attention to? No. She just skimmed everything really.]]

[knightime]

youre not paying attention to what im saying again are you
cant i have your undivided attention for just a minute?
why you gotta ignore me like this rose

rose you cannot preach to me about being a hobo at age 13
were basically stuck in the same shitty situation
now youre just being a snooty mcflighty broadface
gdi

wow f u
im not that easy to kill

[seeriouswizness]

You say you're not, and yet who came after me like a chivalrous tool to die in a fiery explosion?
You did.
I think you would be pretty easy if faced with such a situation again.
And if you hadn't learned from your previous time here, that may just happen!

[[Sorry Dave. Now she's doing this just to screw with you.]]

[knightime]

shut up
it was my job in the first place to go
not yours

i havent died here yet ok
some other weird and awkward shit happened but im fit as a fiddle and no deaths here

[seeriouswizness]

You personally, sure.
But I'm still haunted by the image of your corpse.
Bloody and beaten.
Laying in one of the streets of the carnival.

[knightime]

wait
woah
wait what?
holy shit

[seeriouswizness]

Mhm.
You are no more invincible here than you are back home.
Well...generally speaking.
It was an enjoyable night for the three of us.
To your credit, you also were not godtier at that point in time.
And was up against a formidable troll.

[knightime]

rose
i dont even know what youre talking about other than i got killed
and you saw the remains

...
sorry bout that i guess

[seeriouswizness]

I know.
Don't apologize, though. It wasn't your fault.
I'm just warning you.
Don't get cocky here.
So where are you and have you been given directions to our villa yet?

[knightime]

cocky
us
were basically fucked as far as that word goes

jade is coming so i guess shell bring me back with her
its cool
i know youre dying to see me but lets be honest
weve been stuck to each other for a ridiculous amount of time
two years
it wasnt so bad until you started alchemizing though

holy shit
holy fuck
i can get aj here
oh my god
i can get all the fucking aj i want
yessssssss
this is the best fucking day ever

[seeriouswizness]

Basically.
So let me get this straight.
You spend all that time wanting my attention, bugging me almost obsessively trying to get it.
And now you want nothing to do with me?
I see how it is.
Also, what alchemizing?

And yes, Dave.
Yes you can.

[knightime]

i
no
shut up
i just really missed john and jade ok
shut
up
and you always disregarded what i was saying anyways
that hurts deep man
you were alchemizing drinks

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss