6 Time Loops ☼ Text

[knightime]

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

Comments

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[bethehugejerk]

IF THE SCIENTISTS EVER GET THE FOUL, GODFORSAKEN IDEA TO BRING THIS TREMENDOUS TOOL HERE TO VATHEON
I SWEAR TO YOU
I WILL PUNCH HIM IN HIS FUCKING FACE.
MORE THAN ONCE MAYBE
BUT AT LEAST THE ONE TIME.
SCREW IT, I'M GOING TO GO TAKE MY SICKLE AND FUCK UP SOME TREES.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

be careful
he might talk your hands off
i wouldnt be surprised if he could
maybe tag them for some ridiculous ableist bullshit
not everyone has hands or something fucking dumb like that
woah you okay?

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

I AM PISSED OFF BY THE FACT THAT SUCH AN ABSURD DOUCHETARD BOTH EXISTS AND SHARES SOME WEIRD TRANSUNIVERSAL SCRATCH-FLIPPED RELATION TO ME
AND I WANT TO TAKE IT OUT ON SOMETHING THAT CAN ACTUALLY TAKE BEING BEAT ON BY SICKLES.
I DO NOT GIVE ONE SQUEAKBEAST'S FUZZY DERRIERE WHETHER THIS COUNTS AS OKAY OR NOT TO YOU.
WHY DO YOU CARE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

[TEXT]

[knightime]

weve been traveling together for two years
am i supposed to not give a fuck?
because i didnt get the memo then

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

[Give him a second here.]

UH
FINE, I GUESS.
JUST DON'T ACT LIKE IT'S SO STRANGE FOR ME TO BE SURPRISED BY IT WHEN WE'VE HARDLY BEEN FRIENDS IN THE TIMES YOU'VE BEEN HERE.
I MEAN IF YOU'VE SOMEHOW FOUND IT IN YOU TO BE LESS OF A PAIN IN THE ASS TO ME THEN GO RIGHT AHEAD
DEALING WITH YOUR FREAKY POST-SCRATCH BROTHER IS ANNOYING ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO JOIN HIM.

[TEXT]

[knightime]

idk
other than both of us kind of constantly pissing each other off on a daily basis
i dont really have a reason to not care
not that i dont think this is gonna somehow stop us from constantly pissing each other off but hey
knowing is half the battle
oh you met dirk

[That's a subject he's going to hope they glaze over.]

[TEXT]

[bethehugejerk]

SO IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CARE BUT YOU'RE STILL AN ASSHOLE.
GOOD TO KNOW, I GUESS.
AND YES I MET DIRK, REGRETTABLE THOUGH THAT FACT IS.

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[knightime]

basically

oh

[That's all he has to say on the matter.]