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this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

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well yeah but this was a different type of jackassery altogether.
i couldn't have known but still i kind of feel bad for saying what i did.
but i understand.
that being said, she won't hear about it from me. lips zipped and all that.
that's gross.

stop feeling bad
i will punch you in the goober mouth so help me
im not going to cry myself to sleep
right in my little pink diary about how much life sucks in bright gel pen
stare moodily at her from a distance
im pretty ok tbh
its just mostly awkward and you feeling bad makes this more awkward
john stop making this awkward
youre ruining our bromance
our zen is all fucked up with the amount of awkward youre exuding
cramping my style
chaotic auras
yea its pretty gross

well i didn't think you would go that far!
give me some credit.
i just can't help but feel bad that the circumstances are sort of similar and i got lucky but you didn't.
that's all.
it's like survivor's guilt or something, idk.
i can get over it though, just you wait. i will make the awkward stop for the sake of our bromance.
does she have something against kissing you like a normal person or what?
i mean i know that's how she "sees" and all but still.

w o w
fuck off man
what do you mean you dont think i would go that far
suck a cock john
thats fucking stupid
youre fucking stupid
good
because im gonna start lamenting over my crumbling bromance
then youd really have to feel bad
no
making out normally happens
although i can tell you now that if you ever make out with her
you can check deep throated a tongue off your bucket list
she just does it because she knows she can get away with it
even if i told her to stop shed be like
BUT 1 4M TRY1NG TO G3T 4 B3TT3R LOOK OF YOU D4V3
WHY WOULD YOU D3NY M3 OF G3TT1NG 4 T4ST3 OF YOUR GORG3OUS V1S4G3
HOW D4R3 YOU OPPR3SS M3
1 THOUGHT W3 H4D SOM3TH1NG SP3C14L
or something like that
idk
basically i cant just tell her to stop

Edited 2012-11-30 23:29 (UTC)

ok that was
wow that

that was more than i ever needed or wanted to know.

fuck you.
not even going to
just
no.

just no.
110% done, not even talking about this anymore.

but going back to the part that wasn't trauma-inducing tmi, i meant i thought that you wouldn't turn into a teenage girl over it.
it was supposed to be a good thing.

whats wrong egbert
does rose not give you any tongue action
never got to fight the beast in the cavern
no tongue tango
i would expect her to wanting to explore the great caverns of the egbertian caves
are you seriously so vanilla that you cant handle the thought of swapping spit
im sure your tongue will warm up to it
it doesnt hurt i promise

its a good thing im not a teenage girl
i cant say the same for you

no!!!!!! oh my god that
no!!!
there's a difference between tongue tangoing and going throat spelunking!
one is ok and the other is more information than i ever needed to know about you and terezi!
or anybody, for that mater holy shit.

hahahaha
oh my god
john
are you a prude???
and here i always thought rose would be the prude but its actually quite the opposite
jeez john
getting you a congratulations on the sex cake will be my most formidable opponent yet
stop being such a sissy
we just make out
you make out with rose
i make out with terezi
people make out
sheesh

i am not a prude!!!
i just really did not need to know about how far terezi shoves her tongue down your throat.
i was happy not knowing about that, dave.
i was happy.
how could you do this to me.

ill be sure to tell rose
im sure shed like to see how far down she can shove her tongue into your throat
except that was an image i didnt need to see
oh well
i do it because i love you john
obviously
how can you see this as nothing but my deep devotion to you

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