6 Time Loops ☼ Text

[knightime]

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

Comments

[knightime]

well im not really interested in causing needless drama
i got enough of it already with all your troll ancestor buddies
im neck deep in troll problems and i dont really need one more
although if youre expecting me to not tease people thats being too hopeful
but starting shit
naw im good on that front
you need to calm down though
im not even trying to fuck with you right now
i just got here
i barely know who you are
even in the dream bubbles we didnt really talk much
youre like trying to start a fight with someone who hasnt technically wronged you
its like if i blamed you for something an alternate you has done
maybe an alternate tried to kill me but you didnt actually try to do that
should i start treating you like shit
i guess id consider it if i mistook you for your alternate self but it seems kind of like a dick move to do since you didnt actually try to kill me

[It's like saying Davesprite was him or something. That was true once but not anymore.]

idk
this seems a lot of effort to stay pissed at someone but if it helps you sleep at night
im not really gonna stop you
i have better things to do
like i said

[unconchonable]

[And maybe Eridan actually read all of that, and maybe that's why it takes him a long while to respond. What he says makes sense, definitely, but for Eridan to simply accept it? That would be putting faith in this snotty little seadweller to not be a spoiled brat. However, he's not as much of a snot-nosed brat as he once was, and that shit that happened between him and that other Dave was long ago, so maybe, just this once...]

i suppose that makes enough sense
but it doesnt bloody change the fact you irritate the shit outta me just existin
howwevver i guess my loathin is pretty much ill-placed wwith you and youre already provvin to be more tolerable than that alternate a you just by this vvery convversation alone
so ill cool it
just dont think i wwont turn the fuckin dark umbrage on you full fuckin force if you cross me again understood
im givvin you this chance to provve youre not the complete nooksucker the putrid idiot before you provved to be
consider this a rare unprecedented and magnanimous gesture thats totally not evven deservved as far as im concerned
so be grateful

[knightime]

thats cool
and youre kind of a huge dick either way but thanks i guess
ill be sure to avoid trying to piss you off to avoid your wrath
im charmed
swooning over here
oh wait i guess im supposed to cool it on the sarcasm right now

[But who would want Dave any other way that wasn't being a sarcastic piece of shit.]

what can i say
im older and wiser
or maybe im just sick of dealing with shit that doesnt even need to be a problem

[He rather deal with you guys than all those dead trolls for sure.]