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caughtinanetwork2012-11-24 05:23 am
knightime) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-24 05:23 am
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6 Time Loops ☼ Text
this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it
how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos
i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js
so
chocobo
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it
how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos
i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js
so
chocobo
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Damn right you better smell me as who I am. I'd be offended otherwise.
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You never would be safe! My sniffer would be everywhere.
Especially since you're one of the most pleasant things to smell in this whole dome. I'd never miss it and leave you offended!
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[He just gives her a grin.]
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[She mock-swoons. Best be using those handsome arms, bro.]
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Weak ankles? Achilles doesn't know how easy he had it man.
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[He gets a little peck on the cheek for his smooth catch.]
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If he could just get right back up, then it wouldn't be as deep or insightful or whatever.
[Heck yes. He got a kiss. Best day.]
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The flaw is when he eventually realizes that everyone being afraid of him leaves him lonely and miserable. See? Or he just beats the shit out of everyone until he eventually dies of old age. A perfectly entertaining story.
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I didn't make it up. Blame the Greeks or whoever decided to make the story about Achilles. There's probably some legend or story you'll like. Maybe Achilles isn't for you.
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Also to search for more troll counterparts, because those always end up the most strange.
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Or maybe you do and just don't have Troll Con Air. I don't know.
On the upside, it might have slightly saved Karkat's tastes just a little.
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He's still a lost cause though.