second ★ score

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Quick question, Vatheon, 'cause I don't really care about anything else--

[CLEARING HIS THROAT]

How many Americans are here?

Also how many countries are here? I saw Canada and Japan but headcount, yes perfect nice.

. . .

I want a dog. Or a horse.

[HANGS UP yes]

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Hey America, its your ghost citizen.

[schrodingersghost]

...There's a few of us here, I think. Why?

OH NO GHOSTS ;A;

[flags]

Well obviously because I'm the United States of America. Get with it, brokenstein.

[schrodingersghost]

No you're not. America is a country. You can't talk to countries.

[flags]

I am the personification of the United States of America.

I am so sorry for this

[schrodingersghost]

[Suddenly suspicious. All the personifications I've ever heard about were ghosts.

never be sorry

[flags]

... What?

[wavesoakedlegs]

[...Mitsuhide remembers an America from before. He also runs the Vatheon stables and watches over the horses there. These two facts make him a tad nervous; he's very protective of his horses.]

I own the stables here.

[Pause.]

Aside from Lord Japan and Canada, I know that Lady Vietnam is with us.

[flags]

Stables? Sweet-- Oh!

[ CONTEMPLATES THIS ]

Vietnam, huh... Guh.

[ shuddeerrrrs ]

Right. Her. Okay. Anyone else?

[Video]

[marriedatoilet]

I'm an American. What's up?

[flags]

Just a headcount, ma'am, from the grand ol' USA himself.

[wavesoakedlegs]

As far as I am aware, those are the only countries that remain here. I may be wrong, but Lord Japan has not mentioned any others for a while.

[flags]

That's as boring as a shit popsicle on a summer day.

[marriedatoilet]

Wait. You mean...

[What even.]

[flags]

I'm the United States of America.

[wavesoakedlegs]

[...that language. There is a pause before Mitsuhide replies to this.]

Boring is not a word I would use to describe Vatheon, even if it seems that way now.

[Mitsuhide sighs.]

If you wish to to go horse-riding, you may whenever you wish. Simply let myself or Lord Sanada Yukimura know and it can be arranged.

[flags]

People whose names I don't know but horses are cool so I'll check it out.

... Ah though, that's interesting. What's so entertaining about this place?

[schrodingersghost]

The ghost of time, the ghost of Halloween, and so on.

[flags]

Ghosts don't exist shut your filthy whore mouth.

[marriedatoilet]

That's impossible. You're not a continent.

[flags]

No, I'm the personification. The spirit of the country. I'm alive as long as the country is.

[schrodingersghost]

...Um, actually, they kind of do.

[flags]

I disbelieve.

[schrodingersghost]

...Weird.

[flags]

What?

[schrodingersghost]

I mean, back home its been over a year since I met anyone who didn't believe in ghosts. Kind of tough to stay a skeptic when they're attacking the town every other day.