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[terribubblykoi]

Don't think I haven't put it all together, I have!

[ Feferi is looking aggravated and distinctly tiaraless. ]

Thieving lobsters are the absolute worst. I'm all for cultural exchange, but this has gone too far! It's one thing to steal little trinkets from people, and give them to others-- but it's entirely different when you take away the marks of a girl's royal station.

You know who you are! You'd better bring it back if you know what's good for you.

Because otherwise? It's about to be time--

[ She pauses, and is unable to look entirely serious as she slides on Dave Strider's sunglasses. ]

--to crack some claws.

Comments

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

[...what kind of joke is that?]

That's um...a really creative joke.

[Voice]

[terribubblykoi]

[ Feferi takes a moment to crack up laughing. She legitimately has no idea how ridiculously lame she was being. ]

Thank you, I thought that it had a pretty good hook in it myself.

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

It's not everyday you get to hear a joke like that!

[Sounds something like Norma would say]

But it's starting to sound like we got some thevies in Vatheon, I'm wondering who has my quill.

[terribubblykoi]

I'm telling you, it's that Sandy Claws. I've seen him before, he's a big ugly lobster.

[shirleyhopeful]

...Sandy Claws?

Don't you mean Santa Claus?

[terribubblykoi]

Santa...? No way, that doesn't even make sense.

[shirleyhopeful]

Then I don't think I ever seen a uh..."Sandy Claws" before.

A big lobster does sound...interesting.

[terribubblykoi]

You're the one that should know these things, right? It's you humans that are in charge of your holiday lobsters.

[shirleyhopeful]

Um...no, I'm afraid not. I don't really know much about Santa Claus...er....Sandy Claws.

[terribubblykoi]

I can't say I blame you, he sounds stupid.

[shirleyhopeful]

I must admit...this Sandy Claws is...a rather interesting person stealing other people's items without their permission like that...

[terribubblykoi]

I think you mean horrible! Horribubble, even, when you get right down to it. He'll end up someone's lunch.

[shirleyhopeful]

Horri...bubble.... [really?]

I certainly hope that, that sounds pretty scary!

[terribubblykoi]

Well, what else do you do with lobster? I know you humans eat it.

[shirleyhopeful]

Um...I know that we usually try to talk to them back home...

[yup]

[terribubblykoi]

[ Uh... well then! ]

What... do they say?

[shirleyhopeful]

About how their day has been and has been bothering them. Does kind of things!

sorry, I lost this tag for a minute there!

[terribubblykoi]

You know, that's a pretty neat trick. It doesn't make them any less tasty, though, I can guarantee that.

It's okay!

[shirleyhopeful]

Ah, it's not really a trick, that's just how our world works?

But um, I never tasted a lobster before and I don't think I want to find out!

[terribubblykoi]

If it's dead, it's not like it'd be complaining to you, though. So what do you eat if you don't eat anyfin good?

[shirleyhopeful]

Um...well, she mostly eat plants but as long as it's dead....

[terribubblykoi]

Dead is dead, so that makes sense. At least you're reasonabubble about something.

[shirleyhopeful]

[blink blink]

Um...what is that suppose to mean?

[terribubblykoi]

So many people just don't get that as long as its dead, it's probably fair game.

[shirleyhopeful]

Well, it also depends on what the dead thing is...