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[terribubblykoi]

Don't think I haven't put it all together, I have!

[ Feferi is looking aggravated and distinctly tiaraless. ]

Thieving lobsters are the absolute worst. I'm all for cultural exchange, but this has gone too far! It's one thing to steal little trinkets from people, and give them to others-- but it's entirely different when you take away the marks of a girl's royal station.

You know who you are! You'd better bring it back if you know what's good for you.

Because otherwise? It's about to be time--

[ She pauses, and is unable to look entirely serious as she slides on Dave Strider's sunglasses. ]

--to crack some claws.

Comments

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

[...what kind of joke is that?]

That's um...a really creative joke.

[Voice]

[terribubblykoi]

[ Feferi takes a moment to crack up laughing. She legitimately has no idea how ridiculously lame she was being. ]

Thank you, I thought that it had a pretty good hook in it myself.

[Voice]

[shirleyhopeful]

It's not everyday you get to hear a joke like that!

[Sounds something like Norma would say]

But it's starting to sound like we got some thevies in Vatheon, I'm wondering who has my quill.

[bestestfurrend]

Heehee, don't be too tough on them, Fef...

FEFURRY!!! You're back?! Oh my paws, how long have you been back??

[terribubblykoi]

[ Smoosh goes Feferi's face way too close to the SFC. ]

Basically forever. Where have you been?

[bestestfurrend]

I've been here for perigees!! Why didn't you say hi before now?

[Action]

[thekidsare0kay]

THEY TOOK MY FUCKING HUSKTOP, TOO!

[This is shouted from his room, as he frantically tears the place apart]

[terribubblykoi]

Oh my god, people are so rude here! [ Feferi indignantly glubs. ]

But at least it was just that.

[thekidsare0kay]

Just that?! Ugh, it's my only real computer. I need it for video games! And...stuff!

[text]

[unconchonable]

[Wow Eridan is just... embarrassed. Feferi, you are so lame sometimes.]

wwhat the hell is evven goin on it seems like evveryones losin shit and gainin random trash
guess im fortunate enough to havve all my shit still from wwhat i can tell
if i see your tiara ill make sure the scumsucker that has it is sure to return it to you

Re: [text]

[terribubblykoi]

You'd t)(ink t)(ey'd )(ave even an ounce of mot)(erglubbing R----ESP-ECT about t)(ese things!
You're lucky you don't )(ave anyt)(ing wort)( stealing.

But, anyway, t)(anks.

[text]

[unconchonable]

excuse you i do TOO havve shit wworth stealin i just keep a ganderbulb on my shit a bit better than SOME trolls is all

but anywway youre wwelcome

[video]

[spacecase]

...Wow, Feferi.

[That was just


wow.]

Looks like you have Dave's shades. Maybe he has your tiara?

[terribubblykoi]

[ Feferi giggles cheerfully, clearly proud. She knows that Jade is just so obviously impressed. ]

Well, if he does, he'd better give it back quickly. Otherwise maybe I'll just get attached to these. [ She taps the sunglasses. ]

[spacecase]

[Yep. Tooootally impressed.]

I'm sure he'd be very happy to give it back. He's quite attached to his shades.

[Little does she know he's so attached to his shades, he'll throw a tantrum and lay in the middle of the hall upon realizing they're gone.]

[crabbygenius]

Mark of a royal station huh? Just what exactly did they steal?

[terribubblykoi]

Can't you see? It's my tiara, you'd think it'd be obvious since it's not there.

[crabbygenius]

It might be obvious to some, but it never hurts to ask since I know a few members of royalty that would rather go around without items of their station.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

[Karkat meanwhile is facepalming.]

Those are Dave's shades. Take them off; you look awful.

[Text] Dave Late to reply to this post Strider

[knightime]

i need those back like stat

[He's not even willing to grace you with his gorgeous visage. FOR A HELL LOT OF A REASONS.]

dont snap them
dont break them
dont even think about popping the lenses out
you know what
dont even think about even getting them scratched
i need those

[terribubblykoi]

Give me back my tiara first!
Jade said you probubbly )(ave it, and I'm not playing nice until I )(ave w)(at's mine!

[Voice]

[shippingmath]

[.....

He'll just ignore that horrible misuse of shades.]

Better be careful of those, or you'll end up the one being cracked.

[terribubblykoi]

Don't you threaten me, of maybe I'll wear yours next instead!

[ What kind of threat is that? Feferi doesn't even seem to know, she's obviously not taking the sunglasses seriously. ]

vidya

[mercuriousdevelopment]

If it makes you feel better at all, the stealing bit isn't any part of the tradition I've ever heard of.

[He is. Trying not to stare.]

[terribubblykoi]

Glub glub sigh.

[ Yes, she actually said the word rather than properly sighing. ]

Clearly your human tradition is better than the other ones then.