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[terribubblykoi]

Don't think I haven't put it all together, I have!

[ Feferi is looking aggravated and distinctly tiaraless. ]

Thieving lobsters are the absolute worst. I'm all for cultural exchange, but this has gone too far! It's one thing to steal little trinkets from people, and give them to others-- but it's entirely different when you take away the marks of a girl's royal station.

You know who you are! You'd better bring it back if you know what's good for you.

Because otherwise? It's about to be time--

[ She pauses, and is unable to look entirely serious as she slides on Dave Strider's sunglasses. ]

--to crack some claws.

Comments

[terribubblykoi]

Can't you see? It's my tiara, you'd think it'd be obvious since it's not there.

[crabbygenius]

It might be obvious to some, but it never hurts to ask since I know a few members of royalty that would rather go around without items of their station.

[terribubblykoi]

I can't imagine why. That sounds more like going out practically naked. Not to blubber on about it unnecessarily, but that's just what it sounds like.

[crabbygenius]

Maybe for you, but there are some royalty that seem to enjoy blending in with the common people.

I suppose it's a choice either way.

[terribubblykoi]

Hey, I'm not going to judge people if they want to be naked in public. It's weird, but I'm open-minded.

[crabbygenius]

That's good to know~. So, have a name to go with the royal title?

[terribubblykoi]

Feferi Peixes, abdicated Empress to be of Alternia. And you?

[crabbygenius]

Little Washu, the greatest scientific mind in my universe.

[terribubblykoi]

Science, huh? What's your opinion on magic?

[crabbygenius]

[Washu sighs slightly. Here we go again.]

That would depend on what you consider 'magic'. I will admit that there are forces in the universe that science have yet to prove or disprove, but that doesn't mean they will never be defined.

'Magic' is merely the manifestation of misunderstood science that the general populace has mislabeled.

[terribubblykoi]

You're so reasonable about that idea. It's kind of boring, did you know that? Because, like, I was trying to fish for a funny reaction but nooo.

[crabbygenius]

I'm sorry you didn't like my answer~. It's a question I seem to get asked a lot here so, I've had plenty of time to fine tune my answer.

[terribubblykoi]

And here I'd hoped I'd been a little original. If you ever meet a troll named Eridan, say it's real anyway, okay? He's got fins like me, kind of obnoxious.

[ She pats her fins. ]

Trust me, it'll be fun.

[crabbygenius]

I've already met him. But, if the subject comes up, I might just try that~.

[terribubblykoi]

Trust me when I say you'll like it. He just gets so mad. He might even blow up his SFC-thingy.