video; open!

[flared]

Soooo--

[Axel shows up on screen and from what you should be able to see, he hasn't got anything on from the waist up. Not like this bothers him. At least not too much.]

A quick question.

[He shrugs and after a beat turns around to show someone's red coat in his hand instead.]

Who ever thought this many buttons would ever pass as a fashion trend?

Comments

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

[Snort--oh this one's a keeper.]

You know it!

It probably wouldn't fit either, though. Don't you have any other clothes?

[video]

[flared]

Mm, yeah. But I prefer wearing my coat and all. Goes with my eyes better, too.

[Shrug]

You missing anything?

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

Nope, looks like this circumstance only hit a few lucky contestants. I'm sure you'll find the chump that has your coat soon enough.

[video]

[flared]

How do I know you don't have it?

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

Well most importantly--I'm not a chump, Red. Second, what would I do with it, make a tent?

[video]

[flared]

First, I certainly don't know that. Second, you could if you really wanted to.

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

Red, I'm sure your coat's very lovely, but I have a house that's significantly nicer than it.

You're about, what, six feet tall? Maybe more? Surely there are taller residents of our little bubble that you can ask about your coat.

[video]

[flared]

I dunno~ My coat is pretty amazing.

[Shrugs anyway and glances off, hand at his hip]

But it's definitely better suited for myself. If you see someone with it, shoot me a message, will you?

[video]

[vulgarwoman]

You got it, I'll be sure to keep an eye out for anyone with an awkwardly dragging hem.