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[accidental video] ♉ summoner: woof.

[Video clicks on rather abruptly (maybe from a kick??) and all you really is is... blankets. You can hear some moving around on the mattress and is that a... whining sound? It only lasts a moment, and then softly-]

Oh no the smells...

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[If he could roll his eyes properly, he would. His tail just flicks back and forth.]

Motherfucking scatter-panned barkbeast.

No, I know what I'm thinking about, actually.

Still look motherfucking stupid with them vacant eyes all up and sunken into your motherfucking face. [He clearly doesn't like your face like this]

You don't think I'm cute? I think you're cute.

[Hiss! Ugh, so irritated...why...]

Cute ain't all a thing I up and motherfucking strive for, motherfucker! And you up and got the look and smell of a motherfucking barkbeast that got its sickening jovial roll on in its own defecation...

Strive? You uh, kinda fit the bill, inherently, right now.

Hey now, I haven't done anything like that, how about I remind you of who here has an interest in personal hygiene, and who doesn't?

NOT MY MOTHERFUCKING FAULT.

[Bristles.] Shut the motherfuck up. Sometimes a brother just got more important shit on his mind than his looks.

[And as if on cue, he just starts...licking his paw. Over and over and...over...]

Right, like, wait- your religion?

Yeah, sure- [Continues licking his paw, then smooths it over his face, behind the ear, then back down to lick the paw again...repeats.]

[A wheezed laugh, rolling over onto his back, tongue flopping out.]

[Too immersed in his cleaning ritual, he's to busy to notice at first. But then he stops, mid-lick, and glares at the screen.]

The FUCK is your motherfucking problem?

You're religion. But I guess you've always been into humour, and actually, pretty bad humour at that.

Motherfuckers who can't all up and APPRECIATE THE WICKED NUANCES of it all should just keep their motherfucking muzzles shut.

Edited 2012-12-29 08:02 (UTC)

Muzzles, aww.. [He altered his way of speaking because Summoner's a dog now. Stop being oddly cute, GHB.]

[life suddenly sucks wow this is the end of the world did the vast honk already come and pass him by]

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