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1 WOULD JUST L1K3 TO PO1NT OUT TH4T TH1S 1S 4 JOK3 1N V3RY POOR T4ST3
1 WOULD F1L3 4 FORM4L COMPL41NT ON TH3 M4TT3R 1F 1 B3L13V3D 1T WOULD DO 4NY GOOD
BUT W3 4LL KNOW TH4T 1SN'T TH3 C4S3!
4S 1T ST4NDS, 1 M4Y JUST H4V3 TO S3TTL3 FOR G4NK1NG 4 C3RT41N CLOWN'S FONT COLOR
UGH, BUT 1T F33LS SO D1RTY

((Translation: I would just like to point out that this is a joke in very poor taste
I would file a formal complaint on the matter if I believed it would do any good
But we all know that isn't the case!
As it stands, I may just have to settle for ganking a certain clown's font color
Ugh, but it feels so dirty))

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H3H3H3H3H3!
TH4T H4S GOT TO B3 TH3 B3ST TH1NG 1'V3 R34D 4LL D4Y

WHAT, GLOWY SALIVA?
YOUR PRIORITIES ARE MESSED UP.

OH?
SO WH4T *SHOULD* B3 TH3 B3ST TH1NG, TH3N?

HOW SHOULD I KNOW
I'M NOT THE ONE HAVING YOUR DAY, I JUST KNOW GETTING EXCITED ABOUT SHINY BODY FLUIDS IS WEIRD.

4ND S1NC3 WH3N W4S W31RD SOM3TH1NG 1 4VO1D3D?
YOU SHOULD B3 US3D TO M3 3NJOY1NG STR4NG3 TH1NGS

POINT MADE.
YOU ARE QUEEN STRANGE HERSELF, PRESIDING OVER ALL WEIRDNESS WITH A WELL-LICKED CHALK SCEPTER AND A SCRIBBLED PAPER CROWN
A COURT OF STUFFED DRAGONS OVERSEEING YOUR REIGN.
BUT IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD KNOW I CAN AND WILL COMPLAIN ANYWAY.

H3H3H3 OF COURS3!
1F YOU 3V3R STOPP3D COMPL41N1NG 1 WOULD H4V3 TO COM3 DOWN FROM MY THRON3 4ND DRUB YOU SOM3TH1NG F13RC3 TO B3 C3RT41N YOU W3R3N'T 4N 1MPOST3R

I HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH DRUBBINGS IN MY LIFE
SO MANY, IN FACT, I'M SURPRISED MY THINK PAN HAS NEVER FALLEN OUT OF MY SKULL.
BUT IF YOU'RE QUEEN STRANGE, THEN I'M CAPTAIN OF THE HATE TRAIN
AND THIS TRAIN STOPS FOR NOTHING.

TOOT TOOT!
WOULDN'T H4V3 1T 4NY OTH3R W4Y

ANYTHING ELSE WOULD ONLY SERVE AS INVITATION TO BE CRUSHED IN ITS MERCILESS ADVANCE.
BUT IF WE CAN ACTUALLY GET BACK ON TOPIC
YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE THIS WEEK, YEAH?
I'D BE SERIOUSLY SURPRISED IF YOU WEREN'T WHEN YOU DIDN'T GET CURSED INTO ANYTHING THAT WEIRD
AND YOU'RE PRETTY COMPETENT TO BEGIN WITH.

1'LL B3 F1N3!
4FT3R 4LL, 1 ONLY H4V3 TO D34L W1TH MUD3ROUS URG3S 4ND 4 SUDD3N LOV3 FOR SW33T, C4RBON4T3D B3V3R4G3S
NOTH1NG 4T 4LL WORTH WORRY1NG 4BOUT!

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD MY TONGUE FELL OUT.
CAN WE NOT JOKE ABOUT THE MURDER THING
NOT EVEN A LITTLE
IS THAT A THING WE CAN DO.
BECAUSE, WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT, THAT BLOOD COLOR AND MURDER DON'T MAKE FOR A FUNNY TOPIC.

TO SOM3, M4YB3
BUT 1 DON'T HON3STLY 3NJOY H4V1NG TH1S BLOOD 1N MY V31NS R1GHT NOW 4ND 1'M CHOOS1NG TO M4K3 L1GHT ON 1T
PLUS 1T'S NOT 3NT1R3LY UNTRU3
TH3 URG3 TO SUBJUG4T3 LOW3R BLOOD3D TROLLS 1S TOT4LLY TH3R3
4ND 1 TH1NK 1 COULD 1F 1 W4NT3D

TRUST ME, I KNOW WHAT THAT BLOOD MEANS WHEN MY MOIRAIL IS WHO HE IS AND HAS DONE WHAT HE HAS.
BUT I CAN'T JUST GO UP AND PACIFY YOU IF YOU DECIDE MURDERING IS THE THING TO DO
SO DO ME A FAVOR AND LAY OFF THE WANT IN THE FIRST PLACE.
A NEEDLE HAS SCRATCHED INTO ME STATING GENERICALLY THAT "WOW, DEATH REALLY SUCKS"
AND SO I WILL SPIN ON FOREVER, A BROKEN RECORD YELLING INTO THE VOID TO LAY OFF THE GODDAMN KILL CRACK ALREADY.
BESIDES
WITH YOUR WHOLE JUSTICE GIG YOU CAN'T TELL ME FALLING INTO MURDER MODE JUST BECAUSE YOUR BLOOD TOLD YOU TO IS GOING TO HOLD UP IN AWFUL CHALK COURT.

1 S41D SUBJUGAT3 1N TH4T 1NST4NC3
NOT MURD3R
TH3R3'S 4 SUBST4NT14L D1FF3R3NC3 TH4T *WOULD* HOLD UP 1N COURT
BUT DON'T WORRY
1'M NOT TH4T SORT OF G1RL!

YOU GET THE POINT!
BUT SO LONG AS YOU'RE AVOIDING SOMETHING REGRETTABLE, THEN I'LL LAY OFF THE FUSSING.

PFFT
NOW DON'T GO TOO F4R
W3 4LL KNOW YOU'LL FUSS NO M4TT3R WH4T

OKAY FINE
BUT IT'S FOR THE SAKE OF THE TEAM, SO YOU CAN'T EVEN BLAME ME THIS TIME.

1 SUPPOS3 1 COULD G1V3 YOU SOM3 L33W4Y!
M4YB3

NOT EVEN A MAYBE.
IT IS MY JOB TO LOOK AFTER YOU DOOFUSES, AND I REFUSE TO NEGLECT THAT DUTY BY EVEN AN INCH.

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