second sutra; accidental video

[secondcoolest]

[ The video starts rather abruptly and at the bottom of a set of stairs. It seems it's been jarred to life, and the reason why is coming right at it: there's a horse. And it's falling down the stairs.

When the animal finally lands at the bottom it just lays there for a moment; there are a lot of angry noises coming from it as the chest heaves and, eventually, it stands up.

And looks none-too-pleased at the situation.

There are a few shaky steps before it finally sits down again, glaring down at its own legs. ]

This has got to be the most idiotic--

[ The rant tapers off into a lot of grumbling, but by now anyone who has ever met Bon undoubtedly knows exactly who this is.

He eventually spies his SFC, and the all too familiar recording light, and he sort of scoots over to it before poking at the thing with a hoof until it finally turns off. ]



((ooc; BON IS A PONY!! Action available to villa residents. This is sort of a placeholder post, and backdated to yesterday (Monday) morning. I've gotta get to bed right now but I wanted to get the post up before it got too late in the week.))

Comments

[spacecase]

[Right so

Even with the loss of her dog ears, she can still hear the sound of someone falling down the stairs.

Unfortunately her first impulse to teleport and see what's up doesn't work, so instead Bon might hear footsteps following him down the steps.]

...What...the fuck?

[That has got to be the most bizarre adorable thing she's ever seen. Did she hear it grumbling?]

Are you a friend of that rainbow pony?

[secondcoolest]

[ Crap.

Bon winces when he hears the voice, and there's not a lot he can down that he's been seen, so he just sort of... turns his giant head to look over his shoulder at her. ]

No.

Hi, Jade.

[spacecase]

...

[We're sorry, the Jade you are trying to reach has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again.]

R--...Ryu--?

[Aaaand moment over.]

RYUUJI? You're a--

[Pony?!]



Adorable!

[Wait wat.]

[secondcoolest]

[ What. No. He's manly as fuck. Even as a po--

Yeah no okay he'll concede defeat on this one. Damnit.

He just gives her a look instead (which is, unfortunately, still cute as hell, thanks pony body) before pushing himself back up to his feet again. ]

Adorable, nothing. I can't figure out this walking thing.

[ Hence the falling down the stairs. Do you know how long it even took him to GET to the stairs? He slid down the first set from his room! ]

[spacecase]

Hmmm...

[She kneels down next to him, looking over his current position for a moment, then stands and lightly smacks his


shoulder.]

Okay, I'll help! It's easy to walk with four legs, I saw Bec do it all the time.

Well.

When he wasn't teleporting up in my grill.

Anyway--[why why does she think it's okay to just kneel down again and grab his ankle (pony ankle?!)] Put this hoof forward, then at the same time put the opposite back hoof forward.

[secondcoolest]

[ Jade. Jade, water you doing. Jade, stahp.

Bon lowers his head to look down at her, peering at her grabbing his leg, and it takes him a moment to figure he probably shouldn't kick her off. She's just trying to be helpful, Bon, it's okay.

He huffs a little, and it comes out of him in a weird snort, and that just makes him grumble more even as he lifts his feet-- hooves-- legs-- whatever as instructed. ]

[spacecase]

[What was that? A grumble? A snort?

A pony snort?

She stops and lets go, backing off to stand and let him walk on his own. Although if he looks he might see that her shoulders are shaking.

Yep.

She's laughing.]

Oh my god, you're so cute.

[secondcoolest]

[ Jade. Please.

Bon somehow manages to look both flustered and annoyed at the same time and he lowers his head, tail flopping uselessly behind him. ]

Don't say that too loud, people might want to come look.

[ Just... okay. Give him a moment to walk around in a circle. ]

[spacecase]

Haha--sorry. For what it's worth, you're usually handsome, not cute.

[...Yep. Apparently she was completely serious about that, intending it to be a consolation for the horrible crime of calling a friend cute. She doesn't say anything more about that as she flicks her hair out of her face and watches his progress.]

You see? I told you walking on all fours was easy! But maybe it'd be best if you didn't go outside for now...they might start trying to put little kids on you for rides.

[secondcoolest]

[ He's usually what now.

Well, there's one bonus he's now discovered about being a pony: the flush that would have blossomed across his cheeks at that is hidden this way.

He trips a little over himself but manages to straighten up before falling and he whirls toward her, almost... panicked? ]

They wouldn't. Would they?

[spacecase]

They might. There is a petting zoo here.

[And cute as Bon the pony is she does understand a little thing called humiliation and wrecked pride.

She visibly starts at his tripping and starts looking over the floor to make sure there's nothing on the ground that can be trodden on.]

Anyway, if you need something, I can go get it. Although it wouldn't be as fast as usual since--[she snaps her fingers where there's a significant absence of her minty fresh space magic.] This curse hit me, too.

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[mynameisallen]

[When Allen first arrived only a couple of days ago, he hadn't been all that sure what to expect, except to always be on guard at least. Though the one thing he hadn't been expecting was to see this. All you can see is Allen just looking plan confused. How on earth could a pony talk? Talk!]

This place gets weirder and weirder.

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[secondcoolest]

ohoiujhnujlkoukjujkjlk

[ Okay. The text feature isn't going to be a thing he can use. Good to know.

He turns the video on again to give the camera a deadpan stare. ]

You're telling me.

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[mynameisallen]

[He pauses, no matter what happened at home seeing things like this was still... rather unusual.]

I'm guessing being a horse is normal?

[secondcoolest]

Maybe for some people-- er. Horses.

[ He huffs, the sound coming out in a snort, and that just irritates him more. ]

But I was human when I went to bed.

[mynameisallen]

So... you went from being human, to a horse.

[He should probably look at the brochure again does it explain anything about human to horses.] That's a rather huge change and a hard one to adjust to. Though question, how exactly do you do everyday things as a horse?

[secondcoolest]

Not very easily.

[ He just sort of glances back over his shoulder toward the stairs and... well. Scowls, a little bit. ]

I'm still trying to figure out the mechanics of everything else, myself.

[mynameisallen]

Well, I hope you manage to figure it out.

[secondcoolest]

Thanks.

[ He's good with sitting for the time being though. ]

So you're pretty new then, right? If this is the first curse you've seen here.

[mynameisallen]

[He nods slightly.]

I just arrived pretty much a couple days ago, or a day ago at best, so this is the first curse I've seen.

[secondcoolest]

Well, get used to them. They happen pretty frequently; at least once a month, from what I've seen.

[ He's just not going to mention what else has happened to him so far. The bubble seems to have a thing for turning him into animals. ]

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[shippingmath]

I could have warned you about the stairs, bro.

[.... He just couldn't help himself, okay.]

[secondcoolest]

[ If it's possible for a horse to glower, that's exactly what's happening here. ]

Thanks.

[ Yeah he's not actually thankful. ]

[shippingmath]

You got a place to stay that doesn't involve attempts at breaking your neck to go up a floor?

[secondcoolest]

[ An ear flicks as he turns to look at the stairs again. Even by the time he gets the hang of the walking thing, a pony tromping up and down a flight of stairs probably isn't good for them. ]

I'll probably just sleep in the living room.