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caughtinanetwork2012-12-25 09:51 pm
secondcoolest) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-12-25 09:51 pm
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second sutra; accidental video
[ The video starts rather abruptly and at the bottom of a set of stairs. It seems it's been jarred to life, and the reason why is coming right at it: there's a horse. And it's falling down the stairs.
When the animal finally lands at the bottom it just lays there for a moment; there are a lot of angry noises coming from it as the chest heaves and, eventually, it stands up.
And looks none-too-pleased at the situation.
There are a few shaky steps before it finally sits down again, glaring down at its own legs. ]
This has got to be the most idiotic--
[ The rant tapers off into a lot of grumbling, but by now anyone who has ever met Bon undoubtedly knows exactly who this is.
He eventually spies his SFC, and the all too familiar recording light, and he sort of scoots over to it before poking at the thing with a hoof until it finally turns off. ]
((ooc; BON IS A PONY!! Action available to villa residents. This is sort of a placeholder post, and backdated to yesterday (Monday) morning. I've gotta get to bed right now but I wanted to get the post up before it got too late in the week.))
When the animal finally lands at the bottom it just lays there for a moment; there are a lot of angry noises coming from it as the chest heaves and, eventually, it stands up.
And looks none-too-pleased at the situation.
There are a few shaky steps before it finally sits down again, glaring down at its own legs. ]
This has got to be the most idiotic--
[ The rant tapers off into a lot of grumbling, but by now anyone who has ever met Bon undoubtedly knows exactly who this is.
He eventually spies his SFC, and the all too familiar recording light, and he sort of scoots over to it before poking at the thing with a hoof until it finally turns off. ]
((ooc; BON IS A PONY!! Action available to villa residents. This is sort of a placeholder post, and backdated to yesterday (Monday) morning. I've gotta get to bed right now but I wanted to get the post up before it got too late in the week.))
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Bon lowers his head to look down at her, peering at her grabbing his leg, and it takes him a moment to figure he probably shouldn't kick her off. She's just trying to be helpful, Bon, it's okay.
He huffs a little, and it comes out of him in a weird snort, and that just makes him grumble more even as he lifts his feet-- hooves-- legs-- whatever as instructed. ]
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A pony snort?
She stops and lets go, backing off to stand and let him walk on his own. Although if he looks he might see that her shoulders are shaking.
Yep.
She's laughing.]
Oh my god, you're so cute.
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Bon somehow manages to look both flustered and annoyed at the same time and he lowers his head, tail flopping uselessly behind him. ]
Don't say that too loud, people might want to come look.
[ Just... okay. Give him a moment to walk around in a circle. ]
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[...Yep. Apparently she was completely serious about that, intending it to be a consolation for the horrible crime of calling a friend cute. She doesn't say anything more about that as she flicks her hair out of her face and watches his progress.]
You see? I told you walking on all fours was easy! But maybe it'd be best if you didn't go outside for now...they might start trying to put little kids on you for rides.
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Well, there's one bonus he's now discovered about being a pony: the flush that would have blossomed across his cheeks at that is hidden this way.
He trips a little over himself but manages to straighten up before falling and he whirls toward her, almost... panicked? ]
They wouldn't. Would they?
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[And cute as Bon the pony is she does understand a little thing called humiliation and wrecked pride.
She visibly starts at his tripping and starts looking over the floor to make sure there's nothing on the ground that can be trodden on.]
Anyway, if you need something, I can go get it. Although it wouldn't be as fast as usual since--[she snaps her fingers where there's a significant absence of her minty fresh space magic.] This curse hit me, too.
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His head turns to the side and tilts. ]
I thought something looked different. Back to normal, huh?
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[Yes. That's completely right. She's just a normal human being, there's nothing odd about her like being cloned from paradox slime. Time traveling trolls certainly didn't harass her or lead to the murder of her grandfather that was actually her paradox father. She definitely wasn't tricked into killing her best friend either by her dog-turned-impenetrable-bad guy, which lead to her first kiss being a corpse.
Yep. Normal.]
Yeah! Although I do miss being god tier a little...having that extra hearing power was nice, and I forgot how slow it is just walking from place to place all the time.
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There's an amused horse snort and... is he grinning? It sort of looks like he might be trying to. ]
Are you going to stop barking at noises now?
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[Yes, yes she is. The doggy instincts she can't suppress are gone for now.]
Y-you're just lucky I don't do other doggy things, okay??
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I suppose so. As long as we keep you away from the meat, right?
[ Don't think he doesn't know, Jade.
Because he knows. ]
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[The power of her pouting and burning face says so!
Okay not really.]
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But there's that entertained snort again, and he takes a few steps toward her to nudge her (gently) with his head. ]
Are you kidding me? You'd feel awful.
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[Never mind that she'd get sick.]
Bluh! Whatever.
[You shouldn't have done that Bon because now she's just going to kind of
hug your head, and sigh.]
...I think you need your...mane brushed.
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Does it?
[ Ugh his poor hair. ]
What's it look like, anyway? I haven't gotten a chance to see.
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[And that's actually pretty funny to her.
Also did you say stop hugging? Because she will let go, but only to kind of hold his head with one hand and direct it back to catch a glimpse of his tail.]
It's your tail that is the problem mostly, it's really fluffy. Absurdly fluffy for an equine species, I'd say.
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[ Not gonna mention that he would have actually been sort of upset if his hair had been dicked up.
He turns his head with his hand, and at the mention of the tail seems to give it a few twitches.
Oh god. ]
Why. Why is it so fluffy. God damnit.
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[Although like she said, very unusual for anything related to an equine having such soft and brushable-looking hair.]
Come on, look at it this way, girls like cute things!
--Or, wait, I guess that's not appropriate for a monk.
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What's not appropriate.
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[And who takes things said at face value if it's coming from a friend? This gal.]
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That-- no. I never took any celibacy vows. And anyway, I'm not actually a monk. Not yet. Even then, my father is, and I wouldn't be here if he was, would I?
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[Well she feels silly now.]
...Are you going to tell me next that you've got a girlfriend back at home?
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[ CHOKEHACKCOUGH ]
No. No I don't have a-- no I don't.
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Dating in regular society must be more complicated than she thinks!]
That's good.
[pause.
WAIT THAT WAS AN AWFUL THING TO SAY.]
--I mean, because you don't have to worry about someone like that being dragged here.
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Right. It's bad enough seeing friends get pulled away from home.
[ Even if he
secretlymissed the ones who weren't here yet. Where were his lifelong friends? Not turning into ponies, that's where. ]Did you leave... someone like that behind?
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