caughtinanetwork | Video Log 1

[The screen flickers and buzzes before focusing on a thoroughly soaked and annoyed looking albino. Gilbert, the albino, is dressed in what seems to be a black tank top and a dark blue pair of boxers. It is obvious that when he arrived here, he was either in bed, or dressed for it. He scowls down at the screen, and rakes his slim fingers through his hair, slicking it back before ruffling it in obvious aggravation]

Alright, this is some sort of...video thing. Great. Guess who ever kidnapped me was nice enough to stick a starfish camera on my face. Thanks for almost giving me a fucking heart attack. Jerk!

[Gilbert lets out a loud huff and the screen jostles, briefly peering at the floor when the albino moves to stand up. The screen remains staring at the floor, but Gilbert's voice is audible]

What the hell is this place anyway? Looks like I'm in an underground Sea world. And what the fuck is this...tattoo thing? Tch, it's dark...

[The screen is moved to view the dark mark on the underside of Gilbert's wrist, the faint glow from the SFC letting the albino have a better view of it. After a moment, the screen moves again to focus on Gilbert's angry face]

I'm usually a pretty cool guy, but if the freak who kidnapped me is watching this, you better damn well hope I don't find you! You better send me home soon, alright?! There's a case of beer in the fridge and if I don't defend it, Bruderchen will drink it all without me! That and...and I was in a middle of a raid! My character's probably dead now...dammit...

[Gilbert frowns contemplatively at the screen]

Does this function as a phone too? Can I send SOS videos on it? Although I don't think the coastguard can help me unless they pack a submarine underneath their tower chair things. Hellooooo~ anyone out thereeeee~ or am I a crazy person talking to a starfish?

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[And...Eddie just stares flatly at him.]

Really.

[He sighs to himself again.]

What's he look like.

[Gilbert huffs a little.] I can! But...if you're offering help, he's blond, got glasses, and is Canadian.

Sure, kid.

[...]

Canadian? What the hell kinda description is that? He walkin' around in a hockey mask or somethin'?

No! [Snorts.] He's just...y'know, Canadian! [He's Canada for fuck's sake! Although he supposed that not many people could get 'Canada' vibes from someone by a glance.]He has a pet talking bear!

I'll just stick to blond with glasses. How tall is he?

[Yeah, not everyone is strange like that, Prussia.]

I dunno. He's like...maybe an inch shorter than me? [Gilbert isn't the tallest of the nations, and he knows that Canada is the same. So they're about the same height? But Gilbert was obviously taller. Yes.]

[Tiny blondes.]

Okay.

That should work. I guess.

[Geez, how was he supposed to look for someone so...nondescript
in a place he barely knew?]

You'll spot him easily [Nevermind that most of the nations completely forgot Canada's existence on a daily basis - even his /brother/. Gilbert always remembered Canada though, because he made awesome pancakes and he fed him lots of said awesome pancakes.]

[Wait until he learns the whole 'country' thing. That will be the first thing to weird him out in a long while.]

Yeah, yeah...why am I takin' your word on that?

[Come on chump, let's find not-America.]

Because I'm awesome. [Gilbert gives a little smirk, and starts off in a random direction] We'll find him eventually!

[Why is he following? Oh well, this could be annoyingly interesting.]

Yeah, right.

[Okay...maybe just annoying.]

[Gilbert doesn't like silence, so don't mind him as he chatters] So Valerie, what does a grump like you do, anyway? Unless there aren't any jobs in Kidnapping Land and you do nothing but grumble at the horse tracks every weekend.

[Glaring.]

I'm a detective and I don't go to the ponies.

[He has another vice to fund, pal. No horse collars for him.]

Wait...kidnapping land? The hell does that mean?

Exactly as I've said it. Lots of people get kidnapped and get trapped here, hence, Kidnapping Land. Kinda logical, don't you think?

...that's about the only logic you've said so far.

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