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[Darcy is annoyed.

Darcy is wet.

Darcy is not happy. ]

Someone here had better be able to fix a wet taser. Or get me a new one. ASAP.

[With her free hand she holds up a moist, crumpled brochure.]

Unfortunately I didn't see anything about that in here. If I'd known I was going to be taking a water ride today I would have put it in a plastic bag first, but you know, I must have just missed my invitation in the mail.

[She sighs and pushes aside some of her wet hair that's clinging to her face.]

Other than that I guess I need a place to crash? At least until things start making sense again.

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Would it be a bad time to admit I'm a serial killer?

On the contrary. I think it would be the perfect time.

Good to know, but I'm not actually a serial killer. [She's just a jerk. :(] It's a privacy thing.

Also good to know.

So can I just make up a fake name for you then? [Because she would have way too much fun with that.]

Sure as long as it's not horribly insulting.

Jennifer, maybe?

Nah, that's too plain.

I've got it. Alexandria. Lexi for short.

I like it. Lexi, it is.

Nice to meet you then, Lexi.

Nice to meet you too, Darcy. Good luck with your taser.

Thanks. Sounds like I might have it working again soon.

Don't tell me we have a taser repair man around here.

Nothing that specific. Just someone who's good with that kind of equipment.

It's too bad I don't have anything electronic to fix.

Who knows? You might pick something up later.

What's the name in that case?

Still working on getting that. I'll let you know when I find out?

Sure. Hope you have better luck than you did with me unless you want to invest in a baby name book.

I don't know. I think I've excelled in giving people names so far.

You're up by one as far as I know.

See! I'm on a roll.

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