caughtinanetwork | cake 2. [video]

Whew! That sure was an extended nap I took. Well, I woke up a few days ago but I didn't really have anything of substance to say. There were a ton of kids running around, but I guess that is supposed to be normal here? Strange things happening?

[She has had to let go a little, she knows this isn't normal. She doesn't like it either. This entire place still really made absolutely zero sense to her. She could have a lot to say to Jake, Roxy, and Dirk. The living room was a little untidy when she finally decided to rise again. But that wasn't really anything of importance and she could have scolded them directly. But no! What she has to say is a bit more important. She fixtes her SFC camera so it's facing the pile of goodies on the counter.[]

I have jars of cookie mix just laying around. I meant to hand them out around the holidays but never got the chance. They come with instructions and only require about three extra ingredients not in the jar. If you would like one please contact me, and I would be happy to take it out to you.

[One last question...]

Golly. There is one more thing befuddling my noggin! About that "extended nap" [air quotes] I took. Is that normal? Normally people don't sleep for more than a week. [This is the week Jane starts to question the "normality" of Vatheon...]

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It's not guaranteed that I won't. I'm a doomed Dave in a sprite. For all we know, I just doubled the fucking odds against me.

[omg Jane why you do this]

You'd be better off getting to know Alpha Dave.

Davesprite, you are not going to die. so stop saying that!

[Dsprite, stop your depressing actions.]

What if i want to know both of you?

[He'll drop it since there's no point arguing over whether or not it'll happen. If it happens, then...well, he won't say "I told you so."

Also no he refuses.]

I don't see why you'd wanna know me, personally.

[She is going to flip a table at him. She really is.

Why is he being so resistant?]

Because I'm bringing you oatmeal cookies, and you're a very intriguing fellow. I don't see why not.

[Good, then maybe she'll quit.

Because it's Davesprite. He's the Issues Sibling. He sighs a little.]

Do whatever you want, but I doubt you'll get far.

[Even if the oatmeal cookie mix is a great start.]

[She won't.

She won't allow him to think he is an issues sibling. she wants him to think he is his own sprite-like person.]

We'll be wonderful friends, I think.

[Good luck, Jane, he's a stubborn son of a bitch.]

If you say so. I live on the top floor of Yutopil Apartments. Room Six.

[Gosh, how many oatmeal cookies will it take.]

I'll be there in about twenty minutes.

[He might see her packing up a little basket. Yup. Jane is a modern red riding hood really.]

Would you like anything else?

[Good thing Davesprite's not the one who's part dog.]

Not off the top of my head.

[She finishes the basket and waves Dsprite a little goodbye on the camera.]

Be there in a jiff!

[Give or take about ten minutes, there is a knocking on Dave sprite's apartment door.]

[And say hello to orange glowy bird boy. He holds the door open.]

Welcome to my humble abode.

Thank you for allowing me over.

[Don't mind her walking in now. What a nice little place.]

What I said still stands, Davesprite.

[It'll be even nicer when he finally gets around to personalizing it.]

And if you're anything at all like John Egbert, I pretty much know you're gonna be a stubborn mule about it. Right?

We're sort of alike. But not really. I guess you could say we're both pretty stubborn.

[She sets the basket down on a counter and turns to him.]

It's who we are.

[He shrugs.]

Not gonna stop you from trying. Maybe you'll surprise me.

Come now Davesprite. I think I'm a few steps into surprising you.

[Oatmeal cookies dude.]

You're not getting a confession outta me.

[Read: yes because of those goddamn cookies goddamn you Crockberts]

I'm not asking for a confession, I'm asking to be your friend.

[Gosh and those cookies are gonna turn out gooey and soft. Is DS sure he doesn't want to befriend Jane a little more?]

[He is going to give in for the moment.]

Fine, I won't stop you. I still think it's a waste of time to get to know me.

[She is going through his kitchen, maybe to make some cookies.]

You say that, but you don't even know yet!

[Davesprite is going to chill against a wall. He might offer to help out if she's making cookies. Maybe. Most likely.]

I can take an educated guess. Dave probably isn't gonna die unless it's a heroic or just death.

...If you don't mind me asking, what're you doing over there?

But you aren't so certain of your fate now, so why even worry about it?

[She's pulling out additional ingredients and goes to turn on the oven.]

Making you a batch of these cookies, I'm already here so why ever not.

[...Okay, Jane brings up a good point, so he's going to no say anything about it, now. She wins this battle.]

Mind if I help out? I pretty much hung out with a sprite version of John's nana for a while.

Ah, I don't mind at all! Just keep in mind John's Nanna and I are two very different people.

[She goes back to the fridge and pulls out the eggs.]

I've heard we're similar though.

Yeah, but then the fundamentals usually are the strongest similarities.

[Davesprite starts setting out the utensils they need and preheating the oven.]

She's got your laugh and your spunk. And your stubbornness, Jesus Christ. I thought Dave and Rose were stubborn little shits, but I was way wrong. She liked pranking the hell outta us and made a point of baking all the cakes for birthdays.

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