[Text] ♉ Summoner: Get your prongs a little dirty

[rebull]

[Because this isn't a horrible idea of anything considering who resides among his audience here but- he's just not one to wallow for too long and eventually evens out. Not that we won't fly away from the problem quickly or anything. Either way, he's in a good mood.]

hEY YOU BEAUT1FUL TRANSPORTS, aND 1 GUESS THE PREV1OUS RES1DENTS... aND OF COURSE THE FURRY AND FEATHERED FR1ENDS ABOUT HERE TOO, hEH, nOT THAT ALL OF YOU WOULD BE SEE1NG TH1S, oF COURSE.
1'M UH, nOT EXACTLY OPEN TO ALL 1NV1TAT1ONS, bUT 1 HAVE TO SAY A L1TTLE COMPANY WOULD DO ME REALLY WELL R1GHT NOW,
1F YOU KNOW WHAT 1 MEAN.
sOMETH1NG A L1TTLE HEAVY,
nOT THAT 1'M LOOK1NG FOR A F1GHT,
bUT A RESPECTABULL AND DYNAM1C ONE ON ONE BOUT 1S DEF1N1TELY THE TOP1C OF TH1S.

["Not open to all invitations," you know who you are.]

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[rebull]

1 REALLY TH1NK MY WORRY1NG 1S COMPLETELY JUST1F1ED.

[You know, considering...........]

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[shesapir8]

Try and have a little faith Lysunder.
You'll get wrinkles.

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[rebull]

bEEN A L1TTLE WH1LE S1NCE YOU SAW ME, fANG,
1T'S TOO LATE FOR WR1NKLES.

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[shesapir8]

Then all the more reason to see you sooner.
8efore you get too many of those.

So. Island?

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[rebull]

uH,
wHY DON'T WE START AT THE PLAZA,
aND SEE WHERE 1T LEADS US?

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[shesapir8]

You drive a hard 8argin.
8ut fine.
The plaza will do.

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[rebull]

aLL R1GHT,
1'LL SEE YOU THEN.

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[shesapir8]

I'll 8e w8ing.

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[thekidsare0kay]

hey.
2piderbitch.
h0w ab0ut y0u back 0ff a bit.
he d0e2n't have t0 d0 what y0u 2ay.
and y0u're l00king a little needy right n0w.
again.

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[shesapir8]

I'm sorry.
This convers8ion isn't 8etween you and me.
8ye 8ye now.

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[thekidsare0kay]

it i2 n0w.
y0u're being dumb and de2perate and it'2 pi22ing me 0ff.
2umm0ner'2 g0t a new mate2prit and y0u've ju2t g0t t0 deal.
pulling him in tw0 i2 h00fbea2t2hit and pathetic.

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[shesapir8]

8eeeeeeeep
You're response was too 8oring to 8e comprehended.
8ye 8ye.

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[thekidsare0kay]

y0ur face i2 t00 b0ring t0 be c0mprehended.

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[shesapir8]

[aaaaaaaand no reply. She has better things to do. Like met up with Summoner]