dontsaymyname: (taste devine[lick])
Barry ([personal profile] dontsaymyname) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2013-02-15 01:02 am

[Video] Oh so thoughtful~

[ The video clicks on to reveal Barry leaning back in a chair with what looks to be a chocolate covered scorpion in his hand. ]

I should really thank whoever brought me these as gifts. It was quite thoughtful of you.

[ Barry turns the scorpion in his hands a few times before bringing it forward to bite a part of it. ]

They're quite delicious, though the shape isn't very appropriate for Valentines.

[ Barry smiles slowly as he knows full well who had given him the chocolates. Johnny's scent was all over the packaging. ]

I'm really quite flattered, especially when chocolate made with chili pepper and scorpions are both excellent aphrodisiacs. Addy I'm touched~
not_heavens_adam: (Aggravated)

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[personal profile] not_heavens_adam 2013-02-15 02:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[No, this was the opposite of what he wanted.]

Only you could find chocolate covered scorpions endearing.

[He should have risked the burns and made them filled with holy water or silver instead.]

I hope you choke.
the12th: (it's ok bro she was just a dumb bitch)

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[personal profile] the12th 2013-02-16 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Scorpions are an aphrodisiac? Won't you get sick from eating one?
replicatedcourage: (Inconceivable!)

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[personal profile] replicatedcourage 2013-02-16 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sola's face is kind of just this side of furious when he sees this post.]

He didn't give those to you so you'd like them! He gave them to you because they're gross like you are!
contemptibility: (✛ beaten and broken)

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[personal profile] contemptibility 2013-02-16 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
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Chocolate made with... chili pepper and scorpions...?
sorcery_fledgling: (over the flowerfield)

[personal profile] sorcery_fledgling 2013-03-01 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
If someone gave you scorpions, I... don't think it was meant as a nice gift.