caughtinanetwork | [Video] Oh so thoughtful~

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[Video] Oh so thoughtful~

[ The video clicks on to reveal Barry leaning back in a chair with what looks to be a chocolate covered scorpion in his hand. ]

I should really thank whoever brought me these as gifts. It was quite thoughtful of you.

[ Barry turns the scorpion in his hands a few times before bringing it forward to bite a part of it. ]

They're quite delicious, though the shape isn't very appropriate for Valentines.

[ Barry smiles slowly as he knows full well who had given him the chocolates. Johnny's scent was all over the packaging. ]

I'm really quite flattered, especially when chocolate made with chili pepper and scorpions are both excellent aphrodisiacs. Addy I'm touched~

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[No, this was the opposite of what he wanted.]

Only you could find chocolate covered scorpions endearing.

[He should have risked the burns and made them filled with holy water or silver instead.]

I hope you choke.

Oh Addy, you of all people should know how well I can handle my food.

[ Barry tilted his head back and dropped the whole scorpion into his mouth to prove the point. He chewed a bit and swallowed before looking back to the screen licking his lips. ]

You're really very thoughtful.

Go back to hell, you fuckin' bastard.

[Enjoy that glare, he might just be a little mad.

However, he is glad that he can hang up on you now.

The SFCs are wonderful things.]

[ Except that Barry also has the ability to call back. Not so easy as running away is it? ]

Addy it seems the connection was cut off. You were saying?

[You are the biggest pain in his ass. He needs to see if there's a 'block' function...]

I was saying how much I absolutely hate you. Better?

[A.K.A leave him alone, he needs to go sulk.]

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